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Old 12-01-06, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Snicklefritz
Please take your attitude someone else and let the rest of us get on
with the conversations here. If you have to be so negative go somewhere
else. Do you get your jollies from acting like this?
+10

no kidding - #1 tool on this board

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Old 12-01-06, 09:02 PM
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Sheesh Tom, two torn up shoulders? I hope like Hincapie you have the hot gf/or wife to match, only seems fair.
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Old 12-01-06, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofchimps
+10

no kidding - #1 tool on this board

botto needs to get LAID
He probably got shot down when he tried hitting up Elissa...
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Old 12-01-06, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by classic1
So what. There's ******** and you lot are looking at GH's shoulder. WTF? (shakes head)
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Old 12-01-06, 10:09 PM
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We all pretend to be pro cyclists. She can pretend to have tits.

this gets the most usefull award for BF
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Old 12-01-06, 10:15 PM
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Can we combine this thread with Which lubricant to use?
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Originally Posted by kingofchimps
+10

no kidding - #1 tool on this board

botto needs to get LAID




is that the best you've got sparky?
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Old 12-02-06, 07:47 AM
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Is it time for pie?
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Old 12-02-06, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by slvoid
They're fake, you can see where they sliced the areola open right under the nipple. What? Whaaat?
I disagree. The sag angle of deflection indicates real mammaries....
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Originally Posted by wtex
First, is it just me, or can you see George's broken clavicle poking up? Also, he's kinda bulky for a tour rider. At least compared to guys like Rasmussen.
LOL...I have the same bump... 3rd degree shoulder separation from....bike wreck
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Old 12-02-06, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by galen_52657
I disagree. The sag angle of deflection indicates real mammaries....
Gotta disagree on the disagree, she just got a high end job that looks natural without that cut and dry Beverly Hills sternum definition so common in most jobs.
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Old 12-02-06, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by galen_52657
I disagree. The sag angle of deflection indicates real mammaries....
If I can touch them, they are real.
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Originally Posted by garysol1
Figured I would add another.....


My gawd! Where is her bra?! The girl has got some hooters. She is not bad looking at all. Those breasts are very easy on the eyes. Whoever said that she looks like crap... Dude, are you **** or something? Not that there is anything wrong with that, but even gay men would find this girl hot.
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Old 12-02-06, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by wtex
First, is it just me, or can you see George's broken clavicle poking up? Also, he's kinda bulky for a tour rider. At least compared to guys like Rasmussen.
I've seen Auschwitz survivors that looked bulky compared to Rasmussen.
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Old 12-02-06, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by galen_52657
I disagree. The sag angle of deflection indicates real mammaries....
The sag angle might end up being insignificant compared to the parabolic curvature of the breast itself.
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Old 12-02-06, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by humble_biker
We all pretend to be pro cyclists. She can pretend to have tits.

this gets the most usefull award for BF
There's a difference. We can't get pro cyclist surgically implanted in us.
...or are you saying there's a way?!
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Old 12-02-06, 10:34 AM
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All pro bikers start out as chestbursters.

Or didn't you know?
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Old 12-02-06, 10:37 AM
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This does not look like a pro cyclist to me.


In fact, I'm sure he'll be dead in a few hours.
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Old 12-02-06, 10:42 AM
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Are you kidding? That looks like Jan Ullrich back in his amateur days.
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Old 12-02-06, 11:04 AM
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That still looks like Jan.
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Those are obvious fakes. If you believe otherwise, I suggest you check out the following links.

NSFW Fake Breast Quiz. NSFW - I originally saw this on another site but this link came up top on Google.



Awful Plastic Surgery.com
- This site is actually mostly safe for work. Any nipples that show up are covered up.

Whether or not you care if the breasts are fake is a whole other issue, but it was obvious to me they were fake the moment I saw them.

/self proclaimed implant spotting expert
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Originally Posted by some_guy282
Those are obvious fakes. If you believe otherwise, I suggest you check out the following links.

NSFW Fake Breast Quiz. NSFW - I originally saw this on another site but this link came up top on Google.



Awful Plastic Surgery.com
- This site is actually mostly safe for work. Any nipples that show up are covered up.

Whether or not you care if the breasts are fake is a whole other issue, but it was obvious to me they were fake the moment I saw them.

/self proclaimed implant spotting expert

15/20
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Old 12-02-06, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by substructure
I guarantee it. If she frequented this board most of the guys here would be slobbering all over their keyboards to make her “lol” or or just to get a rise.

You get one halfway decent looking lady on this forum and it’s like “WOMAN!” Guys get all goofy-like and try to prove themselves in the most absurd ways. And it’s so painfully transparent.

‘Course what do you expect on this kind of board? We’re all dang near perfect ourselves.
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Old 12-02-06, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by some_guy282
Those are obvious fakes. If you believe otherwise, I suggest you check out the following links.
NSFW Fake Breast Quiz.
I took the quiz, got 19 out of 20 correct. Elissa's are absolutely, positively, fake.
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