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Old 12-02-06, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by lawkd
I took the quiz, got 19 out of 20 correct. Elissa's are absolutely, positively, fake.
I also got a 19. The place I took it at before asked you for your age and some other information, and in my age range (24) I did better than something like 99% of the other test takers. In this day and age I think the vast majority of breasts horny young boys are exposed to (when surfing for porn on the interwebs) are fake, and they're unable to tell the difference. Sad really.
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Old 12-02-06, 02:47 PM
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Do they make that helmet in yellow?
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Old 12-02-06, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by dekalbSTEEL
Do they make that helmet in yellow?
^ What helmet?
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Old 12-02-06, 03:17 PM
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Is there a lot wrong with fake ones? I find them to be just as fun as real ones....
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Drake
Really.


I am absolutely appalled that somebody would post a pic showing George's nipples.

Absolutely shocked. . .
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Originally Posted by jburnsdo
I am absolutely appalled that somebody would post a pic showing George's nipples.

Absolutely shocked. . .
IT'S PORNOGRAPHY!
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Old 12-02-06, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by shakeNbake
Cool, so we can post nude photos now!
I'll post a nude photo of me.

That'll get this thread locked real quick!!!!
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Old 12-02-06, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by sandy_pangle
I'll post a nude photo of me.
Is that it, in your avatar?
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Old 12-02-06, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by jburnsdo
I am absolutely appalled that somebody would post a pic showing George's nipples.

Absolutely shocked. . .
yeah, we should complain to a mod and have this thread deleted....
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Old 12-02-06, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
yeah, we should complain to a mod and have this thread deleted....
Well, yeah. Did you see what gear Savoldelli is pushing? No way he'd beat that ostrich. And did Team Discovery sign some deal with Birkenstock?

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Is there a lot wrong with fake ones?
My plastic surgeon says...no.
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Originally Posted by cyclintom
That looks more like a shoulder separation. Notice how his right shoulder is so much lower than his left? This is a tear in the muscles that hold the shoulder up in place. I have the same thing on both arms though only one of them is bad enough to show that much.

The breaks in a clavicle generally show about where his cross chain is hanging. You'll see a lump and/or where the bone ends didn't perfectly line up or healed out of alignment.

Good looking couple the Hincapies. I hope they're happy forever.
I'm sure their kids will be gorgeous and smokin' fast on bikes too.

Hincapie's wife looks nice a nice person in addition to being attractive.
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Old 12-02-06, 10:37 PM
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"Oh my God ... she is horrible. No way I'd do a chick like that ..."

The **** you wouldn't. Every one of you sad acts would be tripping over yourselves just to get a sniff of it walking by. The fantasy of actually getting to give it the gong treatment isn't even worth talking about.
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Old 12-02-06, 10:37 PM
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19/20 here.
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Originally Posted by MacMan
"Oh my God ... she is horrible. No way I'd do a chick like that ..."

The **** you wouldn't. Every one of you sad acts would be tripping over yourselves just to get a sniff of it walking by. The fantasy of actually getting to give it the gong treatment isn't even worth talking about.

OMG! This is the most vulgar reply on here! I actually got a good laugh out of it b/c it is so damn funny. hahahaha! "the gong treatment" hahaha! Where do you nuts get this stuff?!
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Old 12-04-06, 07:37 AM
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is that frame enormous, or is she tiny?
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I think it's some kind of weird track frame - maybe she's 5'3" and it's a 60cm...
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Originally Posted by Brandy
My plastic surgeon says...no.
Geez Brandy...good to see you still venture outside of that love-fest that is the So Cal Regional Forum!
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Originally Posted by botto
is that frame enormous, or is she tiny?
No, shes enormous, at least 40ft tall. Look at the VW beetle trunk lid/bonnett hood in the photo for comparisons sake.
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My gawd! Where is her bra?! The girl has got some hooters. She is not bad looking at all. Those breasts are very easy on the eyes. Whoever said that she looks like crap... Dude, are you **** or something? Not that there is anything wrong with that, but even gay men would find this girl hot.
Some hooters? Dupont plastic all the way. Same for the hair.
I like the "Rich" belt, very classy.

Geez, you like your skanks, don't you?
 
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Do you like your women fast?
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Originally Posted by Enthalpic
Do you like your women fast?
since she's not wearing a sport bra, her nipples should be poking through the fabrics
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Rochelle Gilmore is still the hottest female road cyclist out there, and now that coffebrown is gone, this thread may stay up a while.

https://www.holidaykoala.com.au/athle...=7&athleteID=1



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Originally Posted by Smoothie104
Rochelle Gilmore is still the hottest female road cyclist out there, and now that coffebrown is gone, this thread may stay up a while.

https://www.holidaykoala.com.au/athle...=7&athleteID=1



16 time australian champion

3 world cup gold medals
Now that is a beautiful woman.
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