They call me the weatherman....
05-16-06, 07:29 PM
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They call me the weatherman....
They call me the weatherman,
it's becuz I roll in any weather, man.
They call me the fireman,
cuz I never git tired, man.
They call me the policeman,
I like to wear my fleece, man.
Criminals run from me like geese, man.
Yeah, when I come, yall betta cease, man.
They call the beastman,
it's cuz I'm a beast, man.
They call me the iceman,
I was in Miami Vice, man.
I'm not that nice, man.
Mediocrity don't suffice, man.
So roll that dice, man.
And watch em flee like mice, man.
They call me the weatherman,
it don't no better than
THE WEATHERMAN!
it's becuz I roll in any weather, man.
They call me the fireman,
cuz I never git tired, man.
They call me the policeman,
I like to wear my fleece, man.
Criminals run from me like geese, man.
Yeah, when I come, yall betta cease, man.
They call the beastman,
it's cuz I'm a beast, man.
They call me the iceman,
I was in Miami Vice, man.
I'm not that nice, man.
Mediocrity don't suffice, man.
So roll that dice, man.
And watch em flee like mice, man.
They call me the weatherman,
it don't no better than
THE WEATHERMAN!
05-16-06, 08:18 PM
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do they call you the non sequitur man, also?
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05-16-06, 10:16 PM
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They should call you Drug Man... because, well you know, for obvious reasons...
05-17-06, 05:09 AM
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I call him Dizzle Trainizzle.
But that's just me.
But that's just me.
Last edited by 56/12 and 22/28; 05-17-06 at 05:23 AM.
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Where's a bucket......fast, I'm gonna vomit. 
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Originally Posted by coffeecake
- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
05-17-06, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted by KingTermite
Where's a bucket......fast, I'm gonna vomit.
05-17-06, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted by 56/12 and 22/28
Just use your hands for now.
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Originally Posted by coffeecake
- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
05-17-06, 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted by KingTermite
Actually, I was thinking of using YOUR hands.
05-17-06, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by 56/12 and 22/28
Okay, I got gloves.
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Originally Posted by coffeecake
- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
05-17-06, 06:19 AM
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I'm The DTrain
I'm from Boston.
I don't care what things are costin'.
I ride my bike and I get lost in,
My thoughts, yo.
So I eat some frostin'.
Ain't movin' to Austin.
The towel won't get tossed in,
So don't be accostin'
Me, yo.
(c) 2006, Eubi Music
I'm from Boston.
I don't care what things are costin'.
I ride my bike and I get lost in,
My thoughts, yo.
So I eat some frostin'.
Ain't movin' to Austin.
The towel won't get tossed in,
So don't be accostin'
Me, yo.
(c) 2006, Eubi Music
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05-17-06, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by eubi
I'm The DTrain
I'm from Boston.
I don't care what things are costin'.
I ride my bike and I get lost in,
My thoughts, yo.
So I eat some frostin'.
Ain't movin' to Austin.
The towel won't get tossed in,
So don't be accostin'
Me, yo.
(c) 2006, Eubi Music
I'm from Boston.
I don't care what things are costin'.
I ride my bike and I get lost in,
My thoughts, yo.
So I eat some frostin'.
Ain't movin' to Austin.
The towel won't get tossed in,
So don't be accostin'
Me, yo.
(c) 2006, Eubi Music
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Originally Posted by coffeecake
- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
05-17-06, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by KingTermite
Ok...there it goes....the final straw....
You got spooge all over my *Vintage* 2004 Rochester Twilight Criterium t-shirt.
05-17-06, 07:46 AM
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You guys are such.......
A BUNCH OF GUYS!!!!!!
A BUNCH OF GUYS!!!!!!
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
05-17-06, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
You guys are such.......
A BUNCH OF GUYS!!!!!!
A BUNCH OF GUYS!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by coffeecake
- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
05-17-06, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by 56/12 and 22/28
Okay, I got gloves.
05-17-06, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by KingTermite
Ok...there it goes....the final straw....
I love that. That's almost as good as the big bumpkin eating the little pu mpkin that looks like he was scared.
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05-17-06, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by slvoid
No... I've got gloves...
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05-17-06, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by slvoid
No... I've got gloves...
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05-17-06, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Eggplant Jeff
You've got ONE glove. You're like Michael Jackson, except a proctologist instead of a child molester.
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05-17-06, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Eggplant Jeff
You've got ONE glove. You're like Michael Jackson, except a proctologist instead of a child molester.
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Originally Posted by coffeecake
- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
05-17-06, 10:34 AM
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What's this thread about?
05-17-06, 10:35 AM
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Its an escape while the people who are talking tv talk in whatcha doing talk their tv talk
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05-17-06, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Shadiyah
What's this thread about?
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Originally Posted by coffeecake
- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
