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Old 04-17-20, 05:21 AM
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Old 04-17-20, 11:45 AM
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...living as he does in the American South of the late 19th Century, he has always been one of Boy George's biggest fans.
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Showed Boy George how to do his makeup.
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Turned Boy George into a man.
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Old 04-18-20, 07:58 AM
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... has a multi million dollar lawsuit pending against the estate of the late Muddy Waters over the lyrics copyright to "Mannish Boy".
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Adores Per Wee Herman for more than his bike.
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Possibly has a larger collection of RuPaul's lingerie than RuPaul.
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Puts the drag in drag queen.
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Puts the drag in drag queen.
He puts the queen in drag queen too come to think of it.
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Puts the Dairy in Dairy Queen and the Speed in Speed Queen, which is good after Warren Buffet had to change his shorts.
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...shorted Dairy Queen in a leveraged move. He never realized they might return to their original full drive in model, and go big with a Corona 19 commemorative Blizzard. Lost his shorts on that one.
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Was so busy celebrating 420 day today he forgot what he was celebrating and thought it was just a normal Monday.
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...thinks I actually remember stuff. And this is a guy who long ago lost track of his pants.
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Accepted as an honorary member of the Malamute Tribe. His tribal name is "Wears Possum Pants"...
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Was way ahead of the not wearing pants craze.
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...having studied the science in depth, he can now say, with 90% confidence, that the answer to preventing the spread of Corona Virus 19 is as simple as everyone not wearing pants.
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Living in a dry county, they don't take kindly to his lying eyes. Don't be deceived, his smile is a thin disguise.
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Thinks April's showers bring May lies.

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Strolling through the park one dat
In the merry merry month of Mat
He was taken by undercover agents
Because he wears no pants
So what do you think of that?
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...he was originally positioned to be the lyricist for "Camelot", way back in 1959. But there was a big brouhaha over the lyrics to one song, "The Lusty Month of Mat". Which he refused to change because of his artistic vision and integrity. So the job went to that hack, Alan Jay Lerner. It was a great commercial success, but he's not unhappy he stuck by his guns. A man's got to believe in something.
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Believes he'll have another beer. Pants optional.
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Wears the panys in his family.
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Believes he'll have another beer. Pants optional.
...distracted by all the lying going on around him, he nevertheless never gets confused between lies and the truth.
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With all his pants on fire, he has a good reason for wandering around in his BVDs...
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