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Old 05-05-20, 08:37 PM
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Back in the day he was so poor he had to beg on the street for clothing; in fact one day in beautiful downtown Burbank he was overheard begging "Sock it to me, baby" and a great American catch phrase was born.
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...had a very intense affair of the heart (and body) with Judy Carne back when she was "the sock it to me girl". Plenty of substance abuse, but unlike Judy, he refused rehab.
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Used to weigh the same as a duck. But since covid-19, now he weighs closer to a duck, a duck, and a goose.
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Some rather shocking news! He was arrested and charged with molesting his inner child.
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Is the bastard love child of chipcom and pcaddy.
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...was so deeply moved the first time he heard the Beatles singing, "All You Need Is Love", that he stopped wearing pants.
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was a ONE HIT ONEDER
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One toke over the line.
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BOGARTED the joint & walked the check
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Just like his momma's hair after she visits the salon - fried, dyed and laid to the side.
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Is mad that people like Bukowski and Tom Waits popularized his degenerate lifestyle but put pants on their characters. "True degenerates don't wear pants" is all he says when people ask if he really did inspire them, and denies he's the real Tom Traubert.
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...still hopes to some day find a publisher for his work of fiction, "Pantless in Ghaza". It is, of course, loosely based on his own story, but with the character names slightly altered for legal protection.

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In his household it's only the dog that has pants.
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...keeps going back to that photo and staring at the guy's clown nose.
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Old 05-09-20, 02:17 AM
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Has never been to Just Pants, he can't see the need for an entire store devoted to something people don't need or wear.
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...keeps going back to that photo and staring at the guy's clown nose.
That's true! You lose!

Of course I also keep staring at the blonde's blue pantys.

Of course, no motor? keeps staring at the floor looking for bugs...
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...even as I type this, he is doing the Loco-motion.

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That's true! You lose!

Of course I also keep staring at the blonde's blue pantys.

Of course, no motor? keeps staring at the floor looking for bugs...
Posted another lie about me I see.
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Old 05-09-20, 03:09 PM
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...he once was lost, but now is found. Was blind, but now he sees. Amazing grace, how sweet the sound, that saves a wretch like he.
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Still can't find a taker for the supplies he stockpiled for Y2K and relabeled Covid19 supplies. His version of necessities and the public's are 2 really different things.
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...was spying on me this morning with a drone camera when I scored a 30 pack of TP at the local Costco. Blinded by rage and envy, he returned to his computer to vent his frustration in another lie.
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Will awaken later this morning only to find his hoard of TP is infested with the dreaded asswipe weevils....
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...not envious of someone sitting on a mountain of TP. Not even a little bit envious.
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Is envious of asswipe weevils.
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Breeds asswipe weevils for fun and profit.
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