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Old 08-14-19, 09:18 AM
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Florida Man uses roach spray, nunchucks to quiet down neighbors, police say: https://www.clickorlando.com/news/ma...ors-police-say
The victims evaded the attack and instead, Adams struck the car. The nunchucks bounced back and struck him in the forehead, according to police.

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How romantic!

I have got to meet this woman!

Authorities said the same woman was involved in a separate incident last month in which another man she was with jumped on her car, smashed the windshield and knocked her unconscious.
Trying to date out of your league again?
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Trying to date out of your league again?
Dude.

If I didn't date out of my league I'd never get a date...
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This may get worse later.
https://www.clickorlando.com/strange...gy-at-his-home
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Old 08-15-19, 07:32 PM
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ed/2025323001/

uh, yeah.
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this was posted back in post number 113, back in May. https://www.bikeforums.net/20918226-post113.html

i guess this is the follow-up where she gets sentenced?
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https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/nati...546134571.html

Florida Man Arrested for Dumping Mountain of Dirt on, Inside Girlfriend’s Car

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https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/08/1...n-manors-bank/

Florida Man Wears Plastic Bag With Eye Cut-Outs To Hit Wilton Manors Bank



ooooops!
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That guy really didn't think that through.
Vans shoes for a getaway?! Duuude, how about something with proper arch support?!?!
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Florida has gotten to be so consistent it's a bore almost.
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Yeah, ever since Anita Bryant transitioned Florida has been morally anchor-less.
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heavyset? He's heavyset?

I refuse to post about people who want to commit mass-murder even if they are idiots from Florida.

It's not as if there's a shortage of material.

Florida man had ‘a midnight rendezvous’ at a construction site. Cops want him

Madeleine Marr,Miami Herald•August 19, 2019Oops, he did it again.

But this time it was caught on camera.

A Florida man pleasuring himself at a construction site.

Police described him as heavyset...
Good luck selling the house... Nevermind, it's in Florida, the price probably went up
What is even worse, the cops published this photo asking for help in identifying him.

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Honorary Floridian...

Long Island - New York's own little bit of Florida...

Valiery Portlock, 25, was arrested last week for allegedly pulling over a van of police officers while pretending to be a police officer, officials said.(Nassau County Police Department)
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Man swings sword at another during fight over discarded dump cart, deputies say

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/broward/man-swings-sword-at-another-during-fight-over-discarded-dump-cart-deputies-say
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Meeting a guy on the dark web for a castration fetish yielded Florida man results. https://www.nbc4i.com/news/man-arres...-deputies-say/
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Another major storm may be headed Floridaman's way. Hopefully the 2 won't meet, but the possibilities of more major mischief are there if the storms misses Florida while Floridaman is working his way through his hurricane supplies.
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Meanwhile in New York:

Texas Man Arrested for Attacking, Damaging NYC’s ‘Charging Bull’ Statue


A Texas man was arrested Saturday after allegedly attacking New York City’s famous “Charging Bull” statue in Manhattan with what appeared to be a banjo...
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It was that secret mind control transmitter in Hialeah, no doubt..
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The victims evaded the attack and instead, Adams struck the car. The nunchucks bounced back and struck him in the forehead, according to police.

Roach spray never works.
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Texas Man Arrested for Attacking, Damaging NYC’s ‘Charging Bull’ Statue


A Texas man was arrested Saturday after allegedly attacking New York City’s famous “Charging Bull” statue in Manhattan with what appeared to be a banjo...
Shouldn't that be Virginia Man with the banjo?
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Shouldn't that be Virginia Man with the banjo?
Texas Man stole it from Virginia Man at gun point. Virginia Man still thinks he had "a purty mouff".
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Florida Men are hyperactive today because they're upset that Alabama gets all the attention.
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