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Old 09-12-19, 04:18 PM
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Not only was the starting quarterback of the football team, he was Homecoming King and the class Valedictorian at dear old Delusional State...
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Is hoarding Popeye's chicken sandwiches.
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...he has been eating canned spinach every day for over a year, hoping to change his avatar to Popeye, but no luck. He does seem to "finish" stronger now in his worldly endeavors, so he plans to continue and hope for the best. "No guarantees in life, " he mumbles to himself, a little bitterly given the chicken sandwich fiasco..
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Knows that without the Egg McMuffin chicken sandwiches would be meaningless.
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Apparently, his philosophy is limited to processed poultry.
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...first coined the phrase, "I cackle, therefore I am." Now used as an example in every Introduction to Philosophical Concepts textbook in America.
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Instead of the ubiquitous and annoying "live, love, laugh" stencil at home they went for the traditional "abandon hope all ye who enter here" instead of "wimper, cry, and regret".
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...expresses a full range of emotions, just by clucking.
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Was tenor rooster on Ray Stevens' In the Mood.
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Even when he was a young farmboy he was a bad influence; he taught his pappy's chickens how to give a finger.
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It's not that he's a few fries short of a happy meal, they haven't even planted the potatoes to make the fries yet.
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The bank took his tractor and his woman left with the loan officer.
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...he can't dance, and it's once more too wet to plow. Luckily, he diversified into a poultry and egg operation several years ago, so he's just scraping by.
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Diversifying the farm business by expanding into the fudge packing business...
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Prefers dead stock...
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...knows that in the current age of financial uncertainty, diversification is the key to surviving. This is exactly the reason he recently came out as pansexual. If it can't run faster than him, he's gonna go for it.
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Needs something bigger than 250cc to catch one with his motorized chair.
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Says he's "Locked and Loaded" so I suggested a stool softener.
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Full of all kinds of fun cooking hacks. For example, he suggests that if your recipe calls for mushrooms, and you don't have any, try toenail fungus.
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...like a mushroom, he thrives in the dark.
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His sexuality is so unusual they've had to add some Greek letters to the usual acronym.
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