The Official Rules of the Middle-Aged American Cyclist
10-03-11, 09:55 AM
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28 is middle aged now? man someone should have told me, i need to go out and get a little sports car to prove I'm still young
10-03-11, 09:58 AM
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10-03-11, 10:05 AM
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It's ALL base...
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Even better if he posts about it here.
10-03-11, 10:21 AM
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Lol you mad because your ugly wife won't put out because she's sick of you? What kind of father argues with a 19 year old over the internet. YOU WIN AT LIFE SIR!!
10-03-11, 10:24 AM
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step 1 to getting older: lose hair in the places you want it.
step 2: grow hair in places you don't want it.
step 3: hair from step 2 turns grey.
step 2: grow hair in places you don't want it.
step 3: hair from step 2 turns grey.
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Yeah, I figured most of them read the Euro and the Velominati rules, so I posted this one just because it isn't as known. Again, this isn't a diss or anything just something that is fun to read, for me anyway. Thought I might share, you can see the one's that are offended depict that image 
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.To the posters that took offense and have "retaliated" by writting in to a forum - you are thin skinned. Anyone out there with a sense of humor? And it's not even mid-winter yet.
It is like arguing with a nine year old. If you do that in the first place you are still arguing with a nine year old.
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10-03-11, 10:26 AM
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The Official Rules of the Middle-Aged American Cyclist
Build your bike inexpensively.
Ride it.
Maintain it religiously.
Drop poseurs on your commute.
Drink coffee.
Realize none of it matters.
Build your bike inexpensively.
Ride it.
Maintain it religiously.
Drop poseurs on your commute.
Drink coffee.
Realize none of it matters.
10-03-11, 10:27 AM
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Dang, bro; you trolling?
So u got mad I dissed your lame Trolling? I mean, you went and on and on and on about nothing. Didn't work, too boring.
What're you doing trying to hang with the spandex geezers, Rentboy? Looking for a sugarroadie?
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10-03-11, 11:19 AM
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You know, you guys need to stop feeding the obvious trolls . . . it's getting to really be a bad habit around here! 
Closed.
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