Go Back  Bike Forums > Bike Forums > Road Cycling
Reload this Page >

**Confession thread**

Search
Notices
Road Cycling “It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle.” -- Ernest Hemingway

**Confession thread**

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 12-08-12, 12:39 PM
  #1626  
surgeonstone
Senior Member
 
surgeonstone's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: South Bend IN
Posts: 11,218

Bikes: 1976 FRESCHI, 2004 Crumpton.

Mentioned: 31 Post(s)
Tagged: 1 Thread(s)
Quoted: 925 Post(s)
Liked 21 Times in 10 Posts
Originally Posted by RTDub
Since I am a single empty-nester, I fart more at home.



Hey, don't judge. I eat a lot of broccoli and cauliflower.
I am a married full nester with a grandnestling to boot and I still fart around home.
surgeonstone is offline  
Old 12-08-12, 01:00 PM
  #1627  
RT
The Weird Beard
 
RT's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: COS
Posts: 8,554
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 3 Times in 3 Posts
Originally Posted by surgeonstone
I am a married full nester with a grandnestling to boot and I still fart around home.
When you hit 'grand', farting comes with the territory.
RT is offline  
Old 12-09-12, 12:23 AM
  #1628  
caloso
Senior Member
 
caloso's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Sacramento, California, USA
Posts: 40,865

Bikes: Specialized Tarmac, Canyon Exceed, Specialized Transition, Ellsworth Roots, Ridley Excalibur

Mentioned: 68 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2952 Post(s)
Liked 3,106 Times in 1,417 Posts
I went for a ride this afternoon for the sole purpose of reclaiming a Strava KOM.
caloso is offline  
Old 12-09-12, 03:09 PM
  #1629  
hillcrawler
Senior Member
 
hillcrawler's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Turkiye
Posts: 352
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
I enjoy going past casual cyclists no matter what is their speed or age.
hillcrawler is offline  
Old 12-14-12, 03:32 PM
  #1630  
cvall91
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 548

Bikes: Cannondale SuperSix

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
After a year of cycling, I recently found out what MUP actually meant.
cvall91 is offline  
Old 12-14-12, 04:30 PM
  #1631  
Genaro
Senior Member
 
Genaro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Rosena Ranch, Ca.
Posts: 1,279

Bikes: Motobecane Immortal Force

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 19 Post(s)
Liked 15 Times in 11 Posts
I am not much faster on my carbon road bike, than I am on my aluminum hybrid
Genaro is offline  
Old 12-15-12, 09:00 AM
  #1632  
RT
The Weird Beard
 
RT's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: COS
Posts: 8,554
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 3 Times in 3 Posts
The amount if time I spend on BF is directly related to the compunction to buy unneeded bike stuffs and the amount of money spent on said stuffs. I don't need another bike, but I am thinking of my next build because it is 'almost spring'.
RT is offline  
Old 12-15-12, 03:22 PM
  #1633  
Dudelsack 
Senior Member
 
Dudelsack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: South Hutchinson Island
Posts: 6,647

Bikes: Lectric Xpedition.

Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 146 Post(s)
Liked 96 Times in 46 Posts
I use raspberry extract because I really think it will help me lose weight.
__________________
Momento mori, amor fati.




Dudelsack is offline  
Old 12-15-12, 03:26 PM
  #1634  
alexaschwanden
Bike rider
 
alexaschwanden's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: san jose
Posts: 3,167

Bikes: 2017 Raleigh Clubman

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 17 Post(s)
Liked 2 Times in 2 Posts
I ride my touring bike 600-700 miles a month, I like racking up the miles.
alexaschwanden is offline  
Old 12-15-12, 03:31 PM
  #1635  
Dudelsack 
Senior Member
 
Dudelsack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: South Hutchinson Island
Posts: 6,647

Bikes: Lectric Xpedition.

Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 146 Post(s)
Liked 96 Times in 46 Posts
Originally Posted by alexaschwanden
I ride my touring bike 600-700 miles a month, I like racking up the miles.
That's a problem?

I also admit that whenever I'm on Strava and see someone has accidentally entered a ride with 0 miles, I have to give them a kudo.
__________________
Momento mori, amor fati.




Dudelsack is offline  
Old 12-15-12, 04:08 PM
  #1636  
surgeonstone
Senior Member
 
surgeonstone's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: South Bend IN
Posts: 11,218

Bikes: 1976 FRESCHI, 2004 Crumpton.

Mentioned: 31 Post(s)
Tagged: 1 Thread(s)
Quoted: 925 Post(s)
Liked 21 Times in 10 Posts
I stop shaving my legs in the winter and restart in the spring which means I shave for vanity alone.
surgeonstone is offline  
Old 12-16-12, 02:59 AM
  #1637  
FreddyV
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 52°57'N 6°21'E
Posts: 1,977

Bikes: Giant OCR

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2 Post(s)
Liked 1 Time in 1 Post
Too fat for this sport, I weigh 102kg's at a body length of 1.86m.
I not even nearly make enough mileage on my road bike.
I love the idea of having an awesome bike, but still wouldn't ride as much as I should.
My bike is too fat for this sport, it weighs around 11kg's.
FreddyV is offline  
Old 12-16-12, 07:04 AM
  #1638  
Trsnrtr
Super Modest
 
Trsnrtr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Central Illinois
Posts: 23,466

Bikes: Trek Emonda, Giant Propel, Colnago V3, Co-Motion Supremo, ICE VTX WC

Mentioned: 107 Post(s)
Tagged: 1 Thread(s)
Quoted: 10963 Post(s)
Liked 4,620 Times in 2,123 Posts
I'm reading this on my iPad while on the toilet.
__________________
Keep the chain tight!







Trsnrtr is offline  
Old 12-16-12, 09:19 AM
  #1639  
Gluteus
Maximus
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 1,846
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2 Post(s)
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
I cannot fart while I am pedaling. I have to coast and stand up on the pedals. Not knowing why, is causing me mental anguish.
Gluteus is offline  
Old 12-17-12, 09:53 AM
  #1640  
ticktockpedal
...
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Feelin' the burn
Posts: 303

Bikes: Tarmac

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by Gluteus
I cannot fart while I am pedaling. I have to coast and stand up on the pedals. Not knowing why, is causing me mental anguish.
Don't attach too much meaning to it man...
ticktockpedal is offline  
Old 12-17-12, 05:19 PM
  #1641  
PatrickGSR94
Senior Member
 
PatrickGSR94's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Memphis TN area
Posts: 7,391

Bikes: 2011 Felt Z85 (road/commuter), 2006 Marin Pine Mountain (utility/commuter E-bike), 1995 KHS Alite 1000 (gravel grinder)

Mentioned: 25 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 676 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 13 Times in 13 Posts
I was over at my dad's helping him install a new garage door opener, and needed to cut some angle iron with an angle grinder. I pretty much never wear shoes except at work and on the bike, so I didn't have any shoes with me except my cycling shoes in the trunk of the car. So I put on my cycling shoes to protect my feet from the sparks
PatrickGSR94 is offline  
Old 12-17-12, 05:59 PM
  #1642  
dramiscram
ouate de phoque
 
dramiscram's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: La Prairie, Qc, Canada
Posts: 1,781

Bikes: Bianchi, Nakamura,Opus

Mentioned: 6 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 6 Post(s)
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
I love the 'super hero' look of cycling shorts....
If it wasn't for risks of injuries I would ride with a cape!
dramiscram is offline  
Old 12-22-12, 12:35 AM
  #1643  
HigherGround
Descends Like Avalanche
 
HigherGround's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Somewhere between Funkytown and Margaritaville, PA
Posts: 5,769

Bikes: Lynskey R240, Sportive, and a Helix Sport disc model in the works; Eddy Merckx MX Leader; Specialized Rock Hopper Comp (1988!)

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 4 Post(s)
Liked 1 Time in 1 Post
Friday night I got all hopped up while watching retro racing videos from the 90's on YouTube, and I ended up buying a Mapei jersey on eBay.

Since I live in rural PA, and not Italy or Belgium, the jersey may be considered a bit flamboyant. I will probably just wear it on cooler days, under a windbreaker. It is similar to this one, but I am NOT getting the matching shorts, ever.

https://bicycling.com/blogs/boulderre...644832a464.jpg
__________________
The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

Last edited by HigherGround; 12-22-12 at 03:41 AM.
HigherGround is offline  
Old 12-22-12, 01:25 AM
  #1644  
KiddSisko
Has coddling tendencies.
 
KiddSisko's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Topanga Canyon
Posts: 8,360

Bikes: 2008 Blue RC8 w/ '09 Rival

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5 Post(s)
Liked 59 Times in 8 Posts
A few years back I spent a weekend researching, doing math, adding costs, compiling supply vendors, all with the intention of making my own CF frame.

While my stem is flipped, it is not slammed.
KiddSisko is offline  
Old 12-22-12, 03:36 AM
  #1645  
TXRR
Senior Member
 
TXRR's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 63
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by dramiscram
I love the 'super hero' look of cycling shorts....
If it wasn't for risks of injuries I would ride with a cape!
Really, everyone knows its OK to ride with a cape. The trick is getting everyone to believe you did it so take a picture and post it here. All true "supermen" have done it.

so get riding and have fun.......
TXRR is offline  
Old 12-22-12, 03:40 AM
  #1646  
HigherGround
Descends Like Avalanche
 
HigherGround's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Somewhere between Funkytown and Margaritaville, PA
Posts: 5,769

Bikes: Lynskey R240, Sportive, and a Helix Sport disc model in the works; Eddy Merckx MX Leader; Specialized Rock Hopper Comp (1988!)

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 4 Post(s)
Liked 1 Time in 1 Post
Originally Posted by dramiscram
I love the 'super hero' look of cycling shorts....
If it wasn't for risks of injuries I would ride with a cape!
I'm not necessarily advocating or condoning this, but... here you go.
__________________
The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.
HigherGround is offline  
Old 12-22-12, 01:42 PM
  #1647  
dramiscram
ouate de phoque
 
dramiscram's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: La Prairie, Qc, Canada
Posts: 1,781

Bikes: Bianchi, Nakamura,Opus

Mentioned: 6 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 6 Post(s)
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by HigherGround
I'm not necessarily advocating or condoning this, but... here you go.
WOW, just like in my dreams.....
If we weren't that close to xmas I'd ask for it!!! :-)
dramiscram is offline  
Old 12-22-12, 03:12 PM
  #1648  
Trsnrtr
Super Modest
 
Trsnrtr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Central Illinois
Posts: 23,466

Bikes: Trek Emonda, Giant Propel, Colnago V3, Co-Motion Supremo, ICE VTX WC

Mentioned: 107 Post(s)
Tagged: 1 Thread(s)
Quoted: 10963 Post(s)
Liked 4,620 Times in 2,123 Posts
My ProForm TDF trainer dropped me today.
__________________
Keep the chain tight!







Trsnrtr is offline  
Old 12-23-12, 05:09 AM
  #1649  
16Victor
Senior Member
 
16Victor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA
Posts: 618

Bikes: 1974 Schwinn Paramount, 1980 Raleigh Competition GS, 1986 Vitus 979, 1988 Trek 360, 1991 Trek 7000 MTB, 1999 Burley Rumba tandem

Mentioned: 5 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 96 Post(s)
Liked 7 Times in 1 Post
I prefer my nasty old Raleigh Competition to my Colnago so nobody expects me to be fast.
16Victor is offline  
Old 12-23-12, 08:41 AM
  #1650  
ahsposo 
Artificial Member
 
ahsposo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Cyberspace
Posts: 7,158

Bikes: Retrospec Judd, Dahon Boardwalk, Specialized Langster

Mentioned: 31 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 6766 Post(s)
Liked 5,478 Times in 3,223 Posts
Originally Posted by 16Victor
I prefer my nasty old Raleigh Competition to my Colnago so nobody expects me to be fast.
What's the vector, Victor?
ahsposo is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service -

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.