What are your favorite Strava segment names?
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My wife and I crashed our tandem on a sharp corner after running over a cat, of all things, We were doing 26 mph and leaning into the corner when he ran out and our rear wheel was lifted causing us to go down. Result was ~20 broken bones between us.
Some wag has renamed the Strava segment "Watch for Cats and THANK AN EMT."
https://www.strava.com/segments/12928608
Some wag has renamed the Strava segment "Watch for Cats and THANK AN EMT."
https://www.strava.com/segments/12928608
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For obvious reasons, "As Close To Flat as Possible"!
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We have a MILF alley here.
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I found a new one on tonight's club ride:
They threw me in the tank with a drunk called Otis.
Not sure about the reference, but the name gives me a smile never-the-less.
They threw me in the tank with a drunk called Otis.
Not sure about the reference, but the name gives me a smile never-the-less.
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It's been a minute ... but I saw one on Zwift today that I need to add to this thread (& maybe get this thread going again). This segment is on the Volcano circuit: I think this is where Anakin fell in
For those that don't Zwift, here's an image of the Volcano Circuit:

For those that don't Zwift, here's an image of the Volcano Circuit:

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"Welcome to Narnia" - Wheatridge Colorado This path is in a semi-arid open area that goes right into a lush tree covered path for over a mile. such a drastic change in scenery.
"Burt Reynolds moustache" - Boulder Colorado
"Butt smell sprint" - Denver Colorado, goes past a water treatment plant.
"Burt Reynolds moustache" - Boulder Colorado
"Butt smell sprint" - Denver Colorado, goes past a water treatment plant.
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There's a big city park in Raleigh named Dorothea Dix. Long segment through it on the weeknight hammer ride is "dragging your Dix in the dirt".
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Mount Woodley because it is only 82’ tall and the segment is less than a quarter mile long. Additionally, it is ironically the only hill in the township called “North Hills”, which is ironically located almost dead center in the middle of the Valley.
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