Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
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Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck yet is not a duck.
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Has a yearin' for some downunder platypuss.
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Made the post that broke the original thread so we had to create a new one. Oh wait, that's not a lie. 
Likes to send cease and desist letters instead of Christmas cards.

Likes to send cease and desist letters instead of Christmas cards.
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...rides a step through frame because top tubes increase his anxiety levels. He's working on inventing a tubeless frame, made from string and old potato skins.
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Made the post that broke the original thread so we had to create a new one. Oh wait, that's not a lie. 

i broke the internet
as for eschlwc and 3alarmer
they will forever regret that their last lies were not the roadside bombs of bikeforum lies
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...his insight is pretty much limited to his regrets.
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Wishes >ahem< that he was the OP.
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...granted three wishes by the genie from the bottle, after sex and money, he was smart enough to save one for later.
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...granted three wishes by the genie from the bottle, after sex and money, he was smart enough to save one for later.
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Needs to change that to Bong Hitting...
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Is a fountain of creativity after getting hit one two many times.
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... dedicating his life to the purpose, he has, through the use of a variety of drugs, managed to completely shut down the left hemisphere of his brain. Words, turds..all the same.
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... dedicating his life to the purpose, he has, through the use of a variety of drugs, managed to completely shut down the left hemisphere of his brain. Words, turds..all the same.
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The story of the day he learned he was a narcissus is to be published in the Snohomish Daily Revelation next Sunday.
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Rather than being a narcissus, he would prefer to be a nice peony or perhaps a lily of the valley.
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Trapped in a whirled he never made.
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Like the sandshark he blends in and lurks; waiting on hapless prey.
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...not hapless. That's fer sure.
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...not hapless. That's fer sure.
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