Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
01-20-21, 04:54 AM
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His poor mother spends her life in a wheelchair because he carelessly stepped on that crack.
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01-20-21, 07:52 AM
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Being single his whole life........he whipped it, he whipped it good.
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Doesn't think we should have stopped doing the spork thing.
01-20-21, 08:59 AM
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As he has a warehouse full of NOS spork lies he bought on closeout when the whole "spork" thing was going out of fashion, he would love to see it get going again.
01-20-21, 11:25 AM
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Knows that the only thing more fashionable than being pantsless is the spork.
01-20-21, 04:50 PM
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Always carefully planning the future, he recently visited a monument company and commissioned his headstone. Knowing how famous this line is, spoken so many years ago in his first High School PE class, he's having it etched on his grave marker; "That's not a spork you ninny, that's a possum thingy!"
01-20-21, 05:07 PM
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Always looking to the past, he points to his families lineage in the LAR (Liars of the American Revolution) and claims his family sold George Washington the "I can not tell a lie" lie, but all he has to offer as proof is a family tradition of eating cherry pie with sporks.
01-20-21, 09:20 PM
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When he saw a letter in his mail box marked "Warrant", he immediately thought that it was signed photograph of his favorite "Cherry Pie" band. Upon opening it, to his disappointment, the letter was just from his local sheriff informing him about his missing his court date for indecent exposure.
01-21-21, 08:57 AM
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His lies are decent, despite being long-winded. The drum solo at the 7-minute mark is a nice touch.
01-21-21, 09:40 AM
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Is still trying to get my goat, after he let it fly away.
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...would probably still have his goat, if he head not depended on tethering it to a plastic spork.
...would probably still have his goat, if he head not depended on tethering it to a plastic spork.
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...knows that it is really spelled "tyre".
...knows that it is really spelled "tyre".
01-22-21, 08:08 AM
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His monologues always did lack any form of colour.
01-22-21, 08:16 AM
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And humour.
Likes For no motor?:
01-22-21, 08:49 AM
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As a young pre-pubescent opossum he was scarred for life when he was repeatedly exposed to all these uncouth bull possums hanging around his mom without shirts on.
01-22-21, 10:10 AM
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He's the reason his parents stopped having kids.
01-22-21, 10:35 AM
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...recently started using the gratuitous "U" in hopes of getting Canadian citizenship. It's a struggle, what with all their rules about wearing pants and such.
...recently started using the gratuitous "U" in hopes of getting Canadian citizenship. It's a struggle, what with all their rules about wearing pants and such.
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H's nvr bn a fn f vwls.
01-22-21, 02:23 PM
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...he used to use the excuse, "I have loose vowels", when he wanted to stay home from school.
...he used to use the excuse, "I have loose vowels", when he wanted to stay home from school.
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Abandoned his use of calligraphy to drive his lies home. His crayons weren't sharp enough.
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Hoards hordes of lies for the brutal Wisconsin winters.
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Jokes on you. We don't get no winters no mo.
Will be rootin' for Mr. Rodgers' neighborhood this weekend.
Will be rootin' for Mr. Rodgers' neighborhood this weekend.
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He's gotten so pale it brings him down; so he wrote a song "I Got Them Mayonnaise White Blues".
01-22-21, 08:14 PM
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...as long as the spray tan stuff holds out, he's golden.
...as long as the spray tan stuff holds out, he's golden.
