Bonus Useage for the Campy PB Wrench
03-21-07, 08:43 PM
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Bonus Useage for the Campy PB Wrench
The Campagnolo Peanut Butter Wrench... The coolest tool of all time. For those uninformed, it's really just a 15mm hex wrench, but it's kind of got a butter knife welded onto it. And it says, "Campagnolo". So, f**k, of COURSE it's worth $40! Anyway, for those of you in posession of this righteous tool, what "other" uses have you found for it? Here's a start:
a) They tighten and loosen bolts (duh).
b) They spread Peanut Butter, Jelly, Hummus, Pate, etc., but not Butter so well, cuz they lack a sharp edge. Oh well.
c) They work as a great incense burner, if you're a hippy like me. Or if your trying to seduce a potential lover, I suppose.
d) You can fling stuff like Wasabi Peas, or bolts, across the shop.
e) ???
a) They tighten and loosen bolts (duh).
b) They spread Peanut Butter, Jelly, Hummus, Pate, etc., but not Butter so well, cuz they lack a sharp edge. Oh well.
c) They work as a great incense burner, if you're a hippy like me. Or if your trying to seduce a potential lover, I suppose.
d) You can fling stuff like Wasabi Peas, or bolts, across the shop.
e) ???
03-22-07, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Gnarboots
c) They work as a great incense burner, if you're a hippy like me. Or if your trying to seduce a potential lover, I suppose
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Sell it to a campy fetishist and buy some dank.
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If one is stranded on a dark cold night with a flat it can be used as a tire lever.. and then it can open a beer as well to celebrate.. can you tell I have one?
03-22-07, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Gnarboots
The Campagnolo Peanut Butter Wrench... The coolest tool of all time. For those uninformed, it's really just a 15mm hex wrench, but it's kind of got a butter knife welded onto it. And it says, "Campagnolo". So, f**k, of COURSE it's worth $40! Anyway, for those of you in posession of this righteous tool, what "other" uses have you found for it? Here's a start:
a) They tighten and loosen bolts (duh).
b) They spread Peanut Butter, Jelly, Hummus, Pate, etc., but not Butter so well, cuz they lack a sharp edge. Oh well.
c) They work as a great incense burner, if you're a hippy like me. Or if your trying to seduce a potential lover, I suppose.
d) You can fling stuff like Wasabi Peas, or bolts, across the shop.
e) ???
a) They tighten and loosen bolts (duh).
b) They spread Peanut Butter, Jelly, Hummus, Pate, etc., but not Butter so well, cuz they lack a sharp edge. Oh well.
c) They work as a great incense burner, if you're a hippy like me. Or if your trying to seduce a potential lover, I suppose.
d) You can fling stuff like Wasabi Peas, or bolts, across the shop.
e) ???
I have nothing useful to add to the thead, but I just moved to leucadia and haven't seen anyone fixed around yet. Lets ride sometime!
03-22-07, 03:52 PM
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thats because you arent looking. and also i have two bad wrists. captain at the encinitas bicycle retailer shop on 101 in downtown is the man to see. the guys at univ are cool too.
03-22-07, 04:17 PM
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If you spread food with bike tools, you are dumbz.
03-23-07, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by 12XU
If you spread food with bike tools, you are dumbz.
03-23-07, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Nims
I have nothing useful to add to the thead, but I just moved to leucadia and haven't seen anyone fixed around yet. Lets ride sometime!
anyways, if you see a guy with chops and a rush hour you can yell "KKYYLLLEEE!!!" and i'll look.
03-23-07, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by The Fixer
I've used it as a tongue depresser.
you didn't want to stick your fingers down your throat, but used a bike tool instead- i hope you had some boiling water involved in that operation!
03-23-07, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by kyle!
yeah there's always at least one when i ride up there. and if not one being ridden there's always a pista parked outside of banana republic in del mar.
anyways, if you see a guy with chops and a rush hour you can yell "KKYYLLLEEE!!!" and i'll look.
anyways, if you see a guy with chops and a rush hour you can yell "KKYYLLLEEE!!!" and i'll look.
03-23-07, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Nims
Dude, I saw you at IKEA last weekend. I was totally sick so I didn't say hi, but I did have a goofy beard and one of their measuring tapes on as a karate kid inspired headband. Maybe next time I'll be less shy and pass you a note saying I like you or something.
hahah! i saw you too. i saw the headband and was reminded horribly of some ****** at sushi deli that did the headband with a chopstick wrapper and was probably the loudest person in the solar system. anyways tangents aside that's funny we totally saw one another. i like to ride. you should go to electric warriors tonight or the mass next friday. i might go tonight, i'm def going next friday.
