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Old 10-12-17, 09:34 PM
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What bike should I not buy?

I don’t ride anymore, so I can’t post a “what bike should I buy?” thread. I feel left out. So, what bike should I not buy?
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Is not buying bikes the future of road cycling?
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How come you don't ride anymore?
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Originally Posted by longbeachgary
How come you don't ride anymore?
Crashed in a group ride, got a concussion and some PTSD about riding. Now I just run. Have yet to get a concussion from that.
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Get a full suspension mountain bike that can roll over all kinds of things without crashing.
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Guess I'll be the one to ask the obvious. If you are no longer a cyclist, why are you posting here?
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Well, if you're not going to buy a bike, you should not buy the bestest, more forward-looking bike. Crabon fiber gravel bike with electronic shifting, hydro disc breaks, a 1x drivetrain, a slammed stem that's no shorter than 120mm... running tubeless, natch.
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Running is stupid. And what are you going to do if you trip and hurt yourself?
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Running is stupid. And what are you going to do if you trip and hurt yourself?

+1

Yes, walk--don't run. Besides, you'll mess up your knees.
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Originally Posted by beanbag
Get a full suspension mountain bike that can roll over all kinds of things without crashing.

No, no--this is not right. He'll crash even worse. I know.
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Originally Posted by WhyFi
... a slammed stem that's no shorter than 120mm... running tubeless, natch.


I actually got the reference there. Makes me wonder how many other subtle references to epic BF threads I'm missing.
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Get a trike. You can't fall over.

Get one of those upright cargo trikes ... then everyone can see you and no one will hit you.
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Ride a recumbent. You'll fall from a lesser distance.
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Hoka One One.
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Originally Posted by WhyFi
Well, if you're not going to buy a bike, you should not buy the bestest, more forward-looking bike. Crabon fiber gravel bike with electronic shifting, hydro disc breaks, a 1x drivetrain, a slammed stem that's no shorter than 120mm... running tubeless, natch.
Hey, that's my bike! You can't not buy my bike!

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Originally Posted by Bah Humbug
Crashed in a group ride, got a concussion and some PTSD about riding. Now I just run. Have yet to get a concussion from that.
Since you are now running for your workouts why not try the "efficient" new leg powering technique that is the functional equivalent of the Flat Pedal as recommend by the elite race-savvy gurus of the BF 41: Barefoot Skipping.

Why waste your time doing those long endurance runs, hill intervals or taking to the track for speed work or money on shoes when Barefoot Skipping is far more "efficient"? A dedicated Barefoot Skipper, according to the online experts in the Run Forum's sub-forum 41-Road Running, has more invigorating airflow over the metatarsals and a natural lighthearted cadence that makes Marathon distances seem like a jog around the block.

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Originally Posted by shelbyfv
Guess I'll be the one to ask the obvious. If you are no longer a cyclist, why are you posting here?
We still enjoy @Bah_Humbug input.

Also, he may come back to cycling when ready.

Plus, his sig other rides tri.
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Originally Posted by blazin
Hey, that's my bike! You can't not buy my bike!
Apologies for going off-topic, but what is the fork?

Edit. Think i found it: https://www.rodeo-labs.com/product/rodeospork/
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Originally Posted by wgscott
Apologies for going off-topic, but what is the fork?

Edit. Think i found it: Rodeo Spork Bicycle Fork. A carbon fiber adventure bike fork.Rodeo Adventure Labs, LLC
Bingo!
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Originally Posted by blazin
Hey, that's my bike! You can't not buy my bike!

nice! Trail Donkey? If I were to upgrade my gravel bike, it would be to something like that or an Exploro or Open Up.
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Originally Posted by RPK79
Hoka One One.
But I actually do buy those, among others. I can’t not buy them.

What I can not buy is something like a Cervélo S3. But need to know - should I not buy the S3 or should I not buy the S3 Disc? This type of question needs to be answered!
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Originally Posted by Bah Humbug
But I actually do buy those, among others. I can’t not buy them.

What I can not buy is something like a Cervélo S3. But need to know - should I not buy the S3 or should I not buy the S3 Disc? This type of question needs to be answered!


The beauty of it is that you can not buy both.

Presumably, you can also not buy not bibs.
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Originally Posted by Bandera
Since you are now running for your workouts why not try the "efficient" new leg powering technique that is the functional equivalent of the Flat Pedal as recommend by the elite race-savvy gurus of the BF 41: Barefoot Skipping.

Why waste your time doing those long endurance runs, hill intervals or taking to the track for speed work or money on shoes when Barefoot Skipping is far more "efficient"? A dedicated Barefoot Skipper, according to the online experts in the Run Forum's sub-forum 41-Road Running, has more invigorating airflow over the metatarsals and a natural lighthearted cadence that makes Marathon distances seem like a jog around the block.

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Old 10-13-17, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by woodcraft
The beauty of it is that you can not buy both.

Presumably, you can also not buy not bibs.
By god, that’s genius!

Maybe I’ll not buy a fat bike, too.
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