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Old 06-14-11, 06:28 PM
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If you don't want people looking at your junk in spandex, just don't get off the bike.
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Old 06-14-11, 06:38 PM
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please don't post that picture again.
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Originally Posted by baribari
You aren't a white guy living in Japan.

There's still going to be a little left after shaking. Didn't your mother ever tell you to wipe?

A chamois that only goes up another few inches wouldn't look like a diaper, especially if it's thin.
No I'm not - buncha junk-lookers are they? Maybe I shake it more than most but I don't seem to have much left over. I'm sure some manufacturer could make it work - maybe suggest it to a smaller company.
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Originally Posted by dmcdam
No I'm not - buncha junk-lookers are they? Maybe I shake it more than most but I don't seem to have much left over. I'm sure some manufacturer could make it work - maybe suggest it to a smaller company.
As opposed to posting in BF? But that just might accomplish something. ****
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Man, here you are looking for ways to hide your junk while I'm always trying to find more ways to show mine off!

Good luck with your pee thing though.... I don't believe that I ever have such an amount left up in there that I would notice its presence on the inside of my bibs. I'd say that if you're having a problem with that, you might wanna see a professional.... your problem could be incontinence rather than "post-urnination drippings".
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Old 06-14-11, 06:57 PM
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Okay, how about this...after peeing, shake, shake, then if there is anything left, tuck his highness down into the chamois. Dab until dry, then lift him to the 10 or 2 o'clock position and keep riding.

But still, ewwww. Use a stall and milk it like an udder and dab with toilet paper. Shake. Dry. No problems.
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Old 06-14-11, 07:14 PM
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Jesus Christ, people, you really did latch on the non-issue instead of the primary one (visible junk and improved comfort). The think about pee is more of a mental thing (towel-like material versus spandex) than an actual problem with urine. It's simply a matter that I'd rather have the chamois material covering cover the entire area instead of half of it.

The next person to make a joke about pee is going to get *****slapped. Well, not really.
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Old 06-14-11, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by mvnsnd
If you don't want people looking at your junk in spandex, just don't get off the bike.
That's the stupidest solution yet.
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Old 06-14-11, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by baribari
Jesus Christ, people, you really did latch on the non-issue instead of the primary one (visible junk and improved comfort).
I'm pretty sure it's you that latched onto the non-issue. Made a thread about it, too.
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Old 06-14-11, 07:36 PM
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yeah but the whole thing was so funny that I almost ....

oh, never mind. Not germane. Wasn't wearing bike shorts.

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Old 06-14-11, 07:40 PM
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What's Cavendish wearing on the cover of "Boy Racer" ? That chamois goes up higher/wider than most that I've seen (unless it's a camera angle thing).



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What do you wear under your normal clothes to keep your dripping penis under control?
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Originally Posted by GP
What do you wear under your normal clothes to keep your dripping penis under control?
lol +100
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Old 06-14-11, 11:14 PM
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doesn't everyone wear boxers underneath their cycling shorts? are we not suppose to for aerodynamics or something?
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Old 06-14-11, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by aprevo15
doesn't everyone wear boxers underneath their cycling shorts? are we not suppose to for aerodynamics or something?
I hope to Chuck Norris, that was not a serious question!
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Old 06-14-11, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by baribari
I'm really curious why they don't go all the way to the top of the shorts, or at least high enough to cover your junk. This would serve several functions. One, make wearing spandex much less embarrassing (hide your junk). Two, soak up any post-urination drippings. Three, makes your stuff more comfortable. Chamois feels better than spandex.

Serious question.
I doubt the chamois was designed for penis drip control.
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Old 06-15-11, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by tagaproject6
I hope to Chuck Norris, that was not a serious question!
lol it kinda was. but after some searching i guess most don't.
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Don't the socks we all stuff down our shorts to enhance our junk take care of your leaking plumbing?

How big a leak are we talking?
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Old 06-15-11, 07:41 AM
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Serious answer; different shorts fit differently. I've worn some where little john gets chaffed on the seam in front and I don't know why the pad or terry cloth can't be up a little higher. Currently I'm using PI Elite shorts and for me the cut/fit is very good.
You just have to try different brands to find what works for you.
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Old 06-15-11, 08:16 AM
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Bellwether Forma shorts have a thin layer of chamois that goes up higher than my other shorts providing some absorbancy, comfort (no seam is good when everything isn't arranged just so), and extra modesty.
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Old 06-15-11, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Why are so many men embarrassed by their penises?
It's the other way in my case...

Originally Posted by achoo
"Soak up post-urination drippings"?

This thread can't possibly go any lower, can it?
Right out of the gate...

Originally Posted by GP
What do you wear under your normal clothes to keep your dripping penis under control?
Depends...
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