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Old 07-23-16, 10:55 AM
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continue using the antifugal cream or powder for 2 weeks or at least 1 more week after the symptoms resolve.
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Allergy to your laundry detergent, perhaps?
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Originally Posted by DustyBottoms1
RAGBRAI is only a few days away and I'm dealing with an insane itchy, mild discomfort in my ass and taint area. I've been dealing with it for a couple weeks and it doesn't really seem to be getting any better, if anything, it's getting worse. I have taken the last week off from riding thinking that would maybe help but it hasn't.

Any suggestions? I've been using the following stuff throughout the day...

*Wash with a mild soap or shampoo
*Tucks pads
*Preparation H
*Vagisil (as of this evening)

Please help. I'm scared for how out of control this could get during RAGBRAI.
I'll take the bait and assume you are serious and not trolling.
First off ignore everything written, everything here is just soooo wrong.
The condition you are describing is called pruritis ani and has nothing to do with cycling. First off, seeing a doc is important as serious conditions can cause anal itching.
More commonly though it is a diagnosis of exclusion and is effectively handled by dietary changes and avoiding over cleansing (the natural response is to think it a sanitary issue and try to scrub the itch away which in fact makes it worse). Avoid tomato products, beer, coffee, tea and cleanse with warm water only. Add fiber to diet as well. Again this is only if primary pruritis ani, secondary causes must be eliminated as a cause prior to this.


Here is a good link https://www.fascrs.org/patients/dise...panded-version
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Old 07-23-16, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by DustyBottoms1
I'm a dude. Women don't have taints.
You're joking, right? Only women have taints. Do you even know where the word comes from?
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Old 07-23-16, 10:20 PM
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And for clarification it is actually 'tain't, the contraction of "it ain't".
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Originally Posted by oldnslow2
Actually men don't.

"A taint is the stretch of skin found only on women between the vagina and the anus. The term originated from the phrase "taint an anus and taint a vagina."
Referencing urban dictionary, and without a citation nonetheless? Stay classy.
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Old 07-24-16, 04:13 AM
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Originally Posted by jfowler85
Referencing urban dictionary, and without a citation nonetheless? Stay classy.
I remember the word being used back in the early 70s. That was before Al Gore invented the interweb and before Urban Dictionary started their website.
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Old 07-24-16, 04:25 AM
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Originally Posted by DustyBottoms1
I'm at the walk in clinic now. Say a prayer for the poor bastard that's about to get a close up and personal view of one of the most hairy areas on my body and definitely the most tropical
Well? Or were you simply trolling?
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Of course surgeonstone is right. My only criticism of OP's decision to use a walk-in clinic is that seeing a dermatologist (specialist) would be a better plan. Lots of skin ailments look similar, and this sort of thing is not really the forte of the urgent care doc. Going to an expert seems to make more sense to me.
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Old 07-24-16, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by rpenmanparker
Of course surgeonstone is right. My only criticism of OP's decision to use a walk-in clinic is that seeing a dermatologist (specialist) would be a better plan.
Maybe he just wants someone to say, "my, you have a hairy taint".
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Really, believe me in this, with the situation as described I would start with a good family practice doc. From there a GI or General surgeon/colorectal surgeon with an interest in this area. I have seen and treated many with this condition and am somewhat amazed at how many docs get it wrong.
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Originally Posted by surgeonstone
Really, believe me in this, with the situation as described I would start with a good family practice doc. From there a GI or General surgeon/colorectal surgeon with an interest in this area. I have seen and treated many with this condition and am somewhat amazed at how many docs get it wrong.
Can I just send you a pic of my backside?
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Old 07-24-16, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by jfowler85

Originally Posted by oldnslow2
Actually men don't.

"A taint is the stretch of skin found only on women between the vagina and the anus. The term originated from the phrase "taint an anus and taint a vagina."
Referencing urban dictionary, and without a citation nonetheless? Stay classy.
This I can help with.

Taint. (2011). In Urban Dictionary. Retrieved from https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taint
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Originally Posted by RandomEncounter
This I can help with.

Taint. (2011). In Urban Dictionary. Retrieved from Urban Dictionary: taint
Click on the "make your own" and Taint can be anything you want it to be. Urban Dictionary is not a reliable source.

Just ask Rick Santorum.
Urban Dictionary: santorum
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Ditto, this summer. Swampbutt weather. Mostly seems to be aggravated by one set of generic padded gel shorts that hold way too much perspiration and don't wick well, so I'm ditching those. No problems with the AeroTech shorts.

A sitz bath, or just soaking in the tub with Epsom salts provides a lot of relief. Then follow up with appropriate OTC ointments.
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Originally Posted by oldnslow2
Click on the "make your own" and Taint can be anything you want it to be. Urban Dictionary is not a reliable source.

Just ask Rick Santorum.
Urban Dictionary: santorum

I was injecting a little humor by citing the OP's source in APA format as a reply to the "without a citation" comment. I am well aware of Urban Dictionary and its functionality.
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Originally Posted by RandomEncounter
I am well aware of Urban Dictionary and its functionality.
No problem... things don't always translate on the interweb.
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try the doctor, they're actually paid to treat things like this
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Lmao this thread delivers. How is this not locked yet?
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Originally Posted by floridamtb
try the doctor, they're actually paid to treat things like this
I need a new doctor because mine can't seem to figure it out.
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