y0x8

- So you're saying you stole the bike?
- Yes!
- Why did you steal it?
- Because I wanted to ...
- A good bike, what would you call the green color in which it is painted?
- Elgrid!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31_s1t67k0
KaRiZ bike
what kind of show-offs?now everyone has cars!
money to hell and everywhere stash,
lavender packs!Cool???This is nonsense!
And I decided to buy a bike!
And here I am at the bike-moto store!
Bicycles of the sea!what to take i do not understand!
and here i look is my fate!
A short,comfortable,slightly broken!
i can't tell you his brand!
otherwise, i'll be sued for advertising!
and while they were packing my bike
The saleswoman in the back room gave me a *******!
I went to the cash register, paid 2 grand!
Great day!Cool Lasik I bought!
I wanted to sit down and go, but no!
He got on me and rode me!

Chorus:
the faster i fly,the faster i pedal
And I am carried away into the distance by my beloved friend from steel!
the wind is in your face,and the stealers are flying by!
oh, what a baby, you've seen the girls!
The faster I fly,the faster I pedal
And I am carried away into the distance by my beloved friend from steel!
The wind is in your face,and the stealers are flying by!
Oh, what a baby, you've seen the girls!

I drove my two-wheeler to the garage,
it is upgraded easily and simply!
Replaced the horn, deformed the body!
Put neon, threw off the extra load!
As if the ball in the pocket set up the steering wheel exactly!
The shocks tweaked!Now not afraid of bumps!
All the gadgets I bought on the " Juno"
And my pedal horse is better than a pedal pony!
Low-profile rubber over alloy wheels!
The trunk was strengthened to roll a cool chick!
Attached a holster to carry the barrel,
The stash made in the steering wheel that was the grass!
Partially chrome-plated and added colors!
Now this is not the bike.A real carriage!
and now it's summer, i take it out of the garage
your six-hundredth lyasik and food slowly!

Chorus:
The faster I fly, the faster I pedal
And I am carried away into the distance by my beloved friend from steel!
The wind is in your face,and the stealers are flying by!
Oh, what a baby, you've seen the girls!
the faster i fly,the faster i pedal
And I am carried away into the distance by my beloved friend from steel!
the wind is in your face,and the stealers are flying by!
Oh, what a baby, you've seen the girls!

And I'm going in the opposite direction,a pedestrian area!
people to hell and a hand on the horn!
I'm driving quietly, without the exhaust stink!
My scoped any gelding will overtake!
On the speedometer that I drew myself
150 km per hour!i tore everyone up
In front of me is a blockage,but my tank will pass everywhere!
And even Hammer will take it in his mouth!
But the girls are cute!
I rode up to them tactfully on my horse!
Great,one of them is already with me!
On the back of the trunk behind my back!
We drive up to the club, fans meet!
A couple of buggies are guarding my bike!
The club is allowed to pass without any extra show-offs!
I'm ready to give everything for my bike!

Chorus:
The faster I fly, the faster I pedal
And I am carried away into the distance by my beloved friend from steel!
The wind is in your face, and the steals are flying by!
oh, what a baby, you've seen the girls!
The faster I fly,the faster I pedal
And I am carried away into the distance by my beloved friend from steel!
the wind is in your face,and the stealers are flying by!
oh, what a baby, you've seen the girls!

RWHowe

Agreed!

Speedway2

Ymerrj....I'll add one ....it's a shotgun not a shotie

Dalan

It might be in Australia. They abbreviate everything, lol.

brixxton

30 years ago I used to "hop" over to Amsterdam where everyone shared brightly coloured bikes, mostly fixed wheel shin breakers, even though the city is flat. Here in S.F. we have hills and I was amazed at all the people able to handle a direct drive until I found out about the "flip flop "
Is it Single Speed, Flip/Flop, or Flippie!!!
Call me what you want just not boring

Mikefule

I was just looking on barbecueforums dot net and by coincidence, there's a thread, "I put another prawn on the barbecue, Bruce, not the barbie." ​​​​​​​

Dalan

Funny you mention that. I don't know who it was but someone asked an Australian about the shrimp on the barbie thing and he said we never do that and never say that. 😂
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Mikefule

One of those many things that was never said, along with "Elementary my dear Watson", "Beam me up, Scotty", and "You dirty rat, you killed my brother."

And who would have thought that the English had an inaccurate perception of the Australians?

TMonk

i'm about to go ride around in circles (Fiesta Island, San Diego) on my time trialey bike. lets get some speed!

veganbikes

I believe the phrase is actually "Beam me up my dear dirty rat because I am your box of chocolates."