Pissing Out of the Saddle
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Ever notice how dogs sniff about until they find their favorite spot.. Being my rides so often follow a favorite route , I've also discovered favorite shrubs or trees.. Guess, I've chosen them because they look like they can use a watering from some nutrient rich source.
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I was riding along on Sunday and was approaching a guy standing on the side of the road with his bike, kinda looking in the woods in a dazed sort of way. I asked if he was OK as I got closer. He didn't answer, move, anything. Here I am thinking 'dude's had a stroke on the first nice day for riding'. As I came up to him I asked again if he needed any help. He says "I'm pissing". I couldn't help it, I said: "So I guess you are ok handling that yourself"? Highlight of my sorry-ass first ride of 2010.
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Supposedly in Massachusetts if you get caught by law enforcement doing this you can be charged and if found guilty of indecent exposure you may have to register as a sex offender!
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A few years ago I was doing a brevet and a guy got busted by a cop for peeing outside of a gas station. Luckily the cop just made him buy some water and rinse it off. The cop offered up plenty of attitude, but it was a pretty dumb move by the rider and the penalty could have been much worse.
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I tried this and was glad to be able to get it out past the bottom of my shorts but I felt like a creep on a trail! I could never get it past the legs on the trisuit cuz it's too tight.
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i know how to pee
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Absolutely. Same here in Colorado. I always try to find a discrete place to pee. This law is absurd.
My daughter runs a camp for troubled teens. Several of the registered "sex offenders" were given this status merely for urinating in public; they were probably at a party, peed in public, arrested, and sentenced with indecent exposure including a sex offender label for life.
My daughter runs a camp for troubled teens. Several of the registered "sex offenders" were given this status merely for urinating in public; they were probably at a party, peed in public, arrested, and sentenced with indecent exposure including a sex offender label for life.
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I doubt I'll do it again
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Absolutely. Same here in Colorado. I always try to find a discrete place to pee. This law is absurd.
My daughter runs a camp for troubled teens. Several of the registered "sex offenders" were given this status merely for urinating in public; they were probably at a party, peed in public, arrested, and sentenced with indecent exposure including a sex offender label for life.
My daughter runs a camp for troubled teens. Several of the registered "sex offenders" were given this status merely for urinating in public; they were probably at a party, peed in public, arrested, and sentenced with indecent exposure including a sex offender label for life.
But if you do it right it just looks like you are adjusting your brakes or something and even a cop would probably just cruise on by. I still cannot do the piss off the bike while riding thing. My races are getting longer and longer these days too so I may have to learn. A cat 2 friend of mine tells me the trick is to take one night and dedicate yourself to learning how to piss of the bike. It requires several hours of 'training' and a twelve pack of beer
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I like the night training program - with beer.
Happened to a friend of my brothers too, he pissed outside near a school and the scumbag cop took it to the full extent.
But if you do it right it just looks like you are adjusting your brakes or something and even a cop would probably just cruise on by. I still cannot do the piss off the bike while riding thing. My races are getting longer and longer these days too so I may have to learn. A cat 2 friend of mine tells me the trick is to take one night and dedicate yourself to learning how to piss of the bike. It requires several hours of 'training' and a twelve pack of beer
But if you do it right it just looks like you are adjusting your brakes or something and even a cop would probably just cruise on by. I still cannot do the piss off the bike while riding thing. My races are getting longer and longer these days too so I may have to learn. A cat 2 friend of mine tells me the trick is to take one night and dedicate yourself to learning how to piss of the bike. It requires several hours of 'training' and a twelve pack of beer
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