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Old 08-19-19, 04:50 AM
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How Pure Are Your Thoughts?

Please let us know.
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Old 08-19-19, 06:31 AM
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Is this going to become one of those 500-question internet purity tests?
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Old 08-19-19, 07:28 AM
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About as pure as the next guy. Who want's to know?
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Old 08-19-19, 07:34 AM
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99.44/100% pure.

Next question.
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Old 08-19-19, 07:51 AM
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...have you finally exhausted your personal stock of impure thoughts and are looking to expand ?
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Old 08-19-19, 08:39 AM
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"I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times." Jimmy Carter

At least I am in good company.
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Old 08-19-19, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by chewybrian View Post
"I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times." Jimmy Carter

At least I am in good company.
Also, I read this in "Playboy", so...
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Old 08-19-19, 09:05 AM
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Old 08-19-19, 10:34 AM
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More pure than yours, but that's not saying much is it....
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Old 08-19-19, 10:40 AM
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You misspelled 'poor'.
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Old 08-19-19, 10:44 AM
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I bought a filter at Costco to make my thoughts taste better, those municipal thoughts have other crap in them.
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Basically every woman I see ever, my first thought is 'would I bang her', so I guess not that pure. Or woke.

I'm pretty sure I never say it out loud though.
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Old 08-19-19, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by RubeRad View Post
Basically every woman I see ever, my first thought is 'would I bang her', so I guess not that pure. Or woke.

I'm pretty sure I never say it out loud though.
One of my relatives used to work next door to where I used to work, and one of my former co workers made a similar remark about her before it was pointed out she was a relative. Embarrassment ensued.
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My thoughts are pure when I have Slayer cranked up at high decibels
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High Totally Delusional S*** level, but I heard some of that is good for you.
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Old 08-19-19, 04:47 PM
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Not pure enough.
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Old 08-19-19, 05:47 PM
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When I sit in church on Sunday and I have to tell myself to focus and listen to the preacher instead of thinking _____________, well I got human problems for sure.

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The older I get, the less I remember. That's a form of purity right there, I think. What are we talking about again?
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Old 08-19-19, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by indyfabz View Post
99.44/100% pure.

Next question.
oh those old c & w songs...now i want some captain crunch.
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Pure thoughts, pure thoughts, pure thoughts.

What? You were all waiting for someone to post a pic.
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I just got a new mind filter and it came with a thought purity tester. Before turning on the filter I had 999,998 impure thoughts per million, afterwards I had 0 itpm.
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As impure as my tap water.

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Pure thoughts, pure thoughts, pure thoughts.

What? You were all waiting for someone to post a pic.
Your picture of five women in lingerie and begging is giving me some VERY unpure thoughts!!
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oh those old c & w songs...now i want some captain crunch.
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