Go Back  Bike Forums > Bike Forums > Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
Reload this Page >

no witnesses, no police report, just a license plate...

Notices
Singlespeed & Fixed Gear "I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer? We are getting soft...As for me, give me a fixed gear!"-- Henri Desgrange (31 January 1865 - 16 August 1940)

no witnesses, no police report, just a license plate...

Old 10-17-09, 06:31 PM
  #51  
gelpicorp
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 81
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
op prolly was totally loaded on the natty lite or pbr and was in a drunken stupor and / or was coming from or in the middle of doing something illegal.

either way, he comes in and does nothing but post a button pressing, pot stirring post about something that most likely didn't happen. trollish.

on a positive note, i completed my 2nd ever fixed gear ride around my neighboorhood on my new kilo tt. very interesting. i like what i see so far. i didn't use my brakes once, and didn't wipe out either ...

until i remembered this post and went maniac on some old lady who was walking her dog in my yard. dog poop in my yard. i pulled out my u lock and administered street justice on her wrinkly butt. she ain't coming round her no more.
gelpicorp is offline  
Old 10-18-09, 06:02 AM
  #52  
oldfixguy
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 742
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by gelpicorp View Post

until i remembered this post and went maniac on some old lady who was walking her dog in my yard. dog poop in my yard. i pulled out my u lock and administered street justice on her wrinkly butt. she ain't coming round her no more.

I laughed 'til I cried. Point taken. Bravo.
oldfixguy is offline  
Old 10-18-09, 06:18 AM
  #53  
kaseri
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 204
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Last @$$hole that did something like that to me lost his side view mirror. I have no problem doing it again to the next guy.
kaseri is offline  
Old 10-18-09, 06:39 AM
  #54  
illenvillain
Senior Member
 
illenvillain's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 372
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
im so fed up with this type of **** as well. im considering getting a longer u lock strictly for car window smashing purposes. or next time im just gonna follow the cock sucker home and the next morning they wont believe the restoration their car has undergone in one night
illenvillain is offline  
Old 10-18-09, 08:54 AM
  #55  
Scrodzilla
See you in Hell.
 
Scrodzilla's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 25,944

Bikes: EAI Bare Knuckle

Mentioned: 40 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 573 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
two words:
retractable baton.

Scrodzilla is offline  
Old 10-18-09, 09:15 AM
  #56  
iamsomeguy
Senior Member
 
iamsomeguy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 163
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by brad3104 View Post
File a report u turd.
haha you said turd +1 move zigg for great justice , WIN !
iamsomeguy is offline  
Old 10-18-09, 08:16 PM
  #57  
abstractform20
Senior Member
 
abstractform20's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 2,884
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
you should murder his wife or legal husband
abstractform20 is offline  
Old 10-18-09, 08:36 PM
  #58  
Brian
Senior Member
 
Brian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Between the mountains and the lake.
Posts: 16,681

Bikes: 8 bikes - one for each day of the week!

Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 1 Time in 1 Post
Originally Posted by Scrodzilla View Post
two words:
retractable baton.

Two more:

Jail time.
Brian is offline  
Old 10-18-09, 09:00 PM
  #59  
Scrodzilla
See you in Hell.
 
Scrodzilla's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 25,944

Bikes: EAI Bare Knuckle

Mentioned: 40 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 573 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
I have a good lawyer.
Scrodzilla is offline  
Old 10-18-09, 09:08 PM
  #60  
Brian
Senior Member
 
Brian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Between the mountains and the lake.
Posts: 16,681

Bikes: 8 bikes - one for each day of the week!

Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 1 Time in 1 Post
Originally Posted by Scrodzilla View Post
I have a good lawyer.
You'll need one. I have one of those batons between the seats of my car, where it's been for over three years. But there's also a loaded S&W Airweight in the door pocket. Of course, I get to carry both legally. No lawyer required.
Brian is offline  
Old 10-18-09, 10:27 PM
  #61  
tgscordv6
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 514
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by Scrodzilla View Post
two words:
retractable baton.

Most states considered those as concealed weapons.
tgscordv6 is offline  
Old 10-18-09, 11:56 PM
  #62  
jakerock
helmet brake
 
jakerock's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Brooklyn
Posts: 625

Bikes: Kilo TT

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by dubbs5050 View Post
Its a war out there? Haha...this is why i don't even bother with getting mad anymore...I used to yell, slap the hood of their car, stuff like that, but you just never know what kind of maniac you are getting involved with. Just do your best to anticipate and stay out of trouble. In a battle between car vs. bike, car wins EVERY time...
Exactly this. My neighborhood is full of reincarnated wild animals. They are now human, cant get laid and drive toyotas. I am semi human, easily angered and ride a bike. I have to watch what I say and do.

Toyota 3000 lbs
Jake + bike = under 200lbs.
winner = Toyota

Last edited by jakerock; 10-19-09 at 12:00 AM.
jakerock is offline  
Old 10-19-09, 05:05 AM
  #63  
oldfixguy
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 742
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
To all those who actually believe the "side view whackers":

The tooth fairy has your "tooth money" in a group trust fund waiting for the right time to give it to you.

The Easter Bunny paints all those eggs himself

Santa is still checking if you're naughty or nice

The Village People were straight
oldfixguy is offline  
Old 10-19-09, 05:18 AM
  #64  
Scrodzilla
See you in Hell.
 
Scrodzilla's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 25,944

Bikes: EAI Bare Knuckle

Mentioned: 40 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 573 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by tgscordv6 View Post
Most states considered those as concealed weapons.
Understood. I was being slightly facetious. I know damn well that whacking a car with a u-lock instead will get you all smiles down at the courthouse.
Scrodzilla is offline  
Old 10-19-09, 06:14 AM
  #65  
iamsomeguy
Senior Member
 
iamsomeguy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 163
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by Brian View Post
You'll need one. I have one of those batons between the seats of my car, where it's been for over three years. But there's also a loaded S&W Airweight in the door pocket. Of course, I get to carry both legally. No lawyer required.
a baton requires a concealed license ? (jw)
iamsomeguy is offline  
Old 10-19-09, 06:25 AM
  #66  
Brian
Senior Member
 
Brian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Between the mountains and the lake.
Posts: 16,681

Bikes: 8 bikes - one for each day of the week!

Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 1 Time in 1 Post
Originally Posted by iamsomeguy View Post
a baton requires a concealed license ? (jw)
I have no idea what the laws are regarding carrying a baton, but my ex wife left it in the car, and it's come in handy on one occasion.
Brian is offline  
Old 10-19-09, 06:25 AM
  #67  
Scrodzilla
See you in Hell.
 
Scrodzilla's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 25,944

Bikes: EAI Bare Knuckle

Mentioned: 40 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 573 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Most states consider running stop signs and jaywalking crimes too.
Scrodzilla is offline  
Old 10-19-09, 06:26 AM
  #68  
Brian
Senior Member
 
Brian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Between the mountains and the lake.
Posts: 16,681

Bikes: 8 bikes - one for each day of the week!

Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 1 Time in 1 Post
Originally Posted by Scrodzilla View Post
Most states consider running stop signs and jaywalking crimes too.
Makes me want to quote your sig.
Brian is offline  
Old 10-19-09, 06:31 AM
  #69  
Scrodzilla
See you in Hell.
 
Scrodzilla's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 25,944

Bikes: EAI Bare Knuckle

Mentioned: 40 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 573 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
A quote of a quote? Do it. I'm just saying that we all probably do things on a daily basis that are "against the law". Who cares?

To get back on track (at least a little), this thread is either fake or the OP is an idiot. If someone even so much as brushed up against me and I was able to get their plate number, you can bet your ex-wife's collapsible baton that I'd be filing a report. Whether or not the police would actually do anything about it is another story, but I'd do my part.
Scrodzilla is offline  
Old 10-19-09, 06:36 AM
  #70  
Brian
Senior Member
 
Brian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Between the mountains and the lake.
Posts: 16,681

Bikes: 8 bikes - one for each day of the week!

Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 1 Time in 1 Post
Originally Posted by Scrodzilla View Post
A quote of a quote? Do it. I'm just saying that we all probably do things on a daily basis that are "against the law". Who cares?

To get back on track (at least a little), this thread is either fake or the OP is an idiot. If someone even so much as brushed up against me and I was able to get their plate number, you can bet your ex-wife's collapsible baton that I'd be filing a report. Whether or not the police would actually do anything about it is another story, but I'd do my part.
That's cool. To do anything else is pretty foolish. To boast about doing anything else is BS.
Brian is offline  
Old 10-19-09, 06:40 AM
  #71  
Scrodzilla
See you in Hell.
 
Scrodzilla's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 25,944

Bikes: EAI Bare Knuckle

Mentioned: 40 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 573 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Like I said, man...when I posted the pic of the baton, I was being tongue-in-cheek regarding everyone who always talks of retaliating with a u-lock.
Scrodzilla is offline  
Old 10-19-09, 10:17 AM
  #72  
gelpicorp
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 81
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts




Pesky cars (and cab drivers) ... take that.
gelpicorp is offline  
Old 10-19-09, 10:44 AM
  #73  
riot2003
Senior Member
 
riot2003's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 604
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Originally Posted by Brian View Post
That's cool. To do anything else is pretty foolish. To boast about doing anything else is BS.
Agreed wholeheartedly.
riot2003 is offline  

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.