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Old 02-22-21, 06:33 PM
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Would do anything for love, but not that.
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Old 02-22-21, 08:27 PM
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to him, 2 outta 3 ain't bad, but 3 or 4 is even better. his love proclivities are insatiable
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Old 02-22-21, 08:29 PM
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...when he first got into lying, he was pretty idealistic. He thought maybe he could do some good in the world. But the last four years have opened his eyes, and he is wondering if he still has a really good lie in him somewhere, deep down inside.
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He explains it this way:

Amateur liars need inspiration, us professionals just go to work. Here, pull my finger...
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Old 02-22-21, 09:06 PM
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...it is only by pulling his finger that you can experience what he has, deep down inside.
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Old 02-22-21, 10:00 PM
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he pulls his own fingers....getting to know himself deep down. never gets very far, so he just picks his nose
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Old 02-22-21, 11:21 PM
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No fingers are needed to get a satisfied look on his face, plus he can clear a room on a whiff......whim.
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Old 02-22-21, 11:49 PM
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all this talk of fingers and posterior expression, he's off to the nearest dive for a hookup.
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Old 02-23-21, 04:14 AM
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With his sister and mom in the other room of the trailer, he never has to go far.
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Old 02-23-21, 09:18 AM
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Wants you to think those are 2 different people.
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Old 02-23-21, 11:35 AM
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Old 02-23-21, 12:03 PM
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You must be one of them there smarter kinfolk Ahsposo was bragging about, welcome to foo.
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Old 02-23-21, 12:15 PM
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...smells a sock, but is too polite to say anything.
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Old 02-23-21, 12:49 PM
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Is the NYT smelly sock critic...
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Old 02-23-21, 12:59 PM
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...his feet smell like rosewater, and his farts a combination of jasmine and lilac.
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Old 02-23-21, 01:04 PM
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Got Chanel No. 51E for his latest wedding anniversary.
(LI = 51)...duh
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...after a few winters in Wisconsin, he discovered that if you drink enough beer, you no longer smell the stinky cheese going with it. He is unafraid of losing his sense of smell, if he gets the Covid.
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Just realized that Cylons were the precursor to Daft Punk.
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Old 02-23-21, 08:28 PM
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has never listened to daft punk, but he bought a beat up little celica with a daft bumper sticker on it, so that's cool....

on friday nights, he drives around wearing his cylon helmet blaring toto on the cassette deck. to him it's cosplay without getting fully committed. he's casual that way
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has never listened to daft punk, but he bought a beat up little celica with a daft bumper sticker on it, so that's cool....

on friday nights, he drives around wearing his cylon helmet blaring toto on the cassette deck. to him it's cosplay without getting fully committed. he's casual that way
You must know or have met skijor
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You must know or have met skijor
nope. just goin' with the ol' synaptic flow....er.....jumble
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