Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
02-22-21, 06:33 PM
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Would do anything for love, but not that.
02-22-21, 08:27 PM
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to him, 2 outta 3 ain't bad, but 3 or 4 is even better. his love proclivities are insatiable
02-22-21, 08:29 PM
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...when he first got into lying, he was pretty idealistic. He thought maybe he could do some good in the world. But the last four years have opened his eyes, and he is wondering if he still has a really good lie in him somewhere, deep down inside.
...when he first got into lying, he was pretty idealistic. He thought maybe he could do some good in the world. But the last four years have opened his eyes, and he is wondering if he still has a really good lie in him somewhere, deep down inside.
02-22-21, 08:39 PM
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He explains it this way:
Amateur liars need inspiration, us professionals just go to work. Here, pull my finger...
Amateur liars need inspiration, us professionals just go to work. Here, pull my finger...
02-22-21, 09:06 PM
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...it is only by pulling his finger that you can experience what he has, deep down inside.
...it is only by pulling his finger that you can experience what he has, deep down inside.
02-22-21, 10:00 PM
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he pulls his own fingers....getting to know himself deep down. never gets very far, so he just picks his nose
02-22-21, 11:21 PM
Been around the block
No fingers are needed to get a satisfied look on his face, plus he can clear a room on a whiff......whim.
02-22-21, 11:49 PM
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all this talk of fingers and posterior expression, he's off to the nearest dive for a hookup.
02-23-21, 04:14 AM
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With his sister and mom in the other room of the trailer, he never has to go far.
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02-23-21, 09:18 AM
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Wants you to think those are 2 different people.
02-23-21, 12:03 PM
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You must be one of them there smarter kinfolk Ahsposo was bragging about, welcome to foo.
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...smells a sock, but is too polite to say anything.
...smells a sock, but is too polite to say anything.
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Is the NYT smelly sock critic...
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...his feet smell like rosewater, and his farts a combination of jasmine and lilac.
...his feet smell like rosewater, and his farts a combination of jasmine and lilac.
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Got Chanel No. 51E for his latest wedding anniversary.
(LI = 51)...duh
(LI = 51)...duh
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...after a few winters in Wisconsin, he discovered that if you drink enough beer, you no longer smell the stinky cheese going with it. He is unafraid of losing his sense of smell, if he gets the Covid.
...after a few winters in Wisconsin, he discovered that if you drink enough beer, you no longer smell the stinky cheese going with it. He is unafraid of losing his sense of smell, if he gets the Covid.
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Just realized that Cylons were the precursor to Daft Punk.
02-23-21, 08:28 PM
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has never listened to daft punk, but he bought a beat up little celica with a daft bumper sticker on it, so that's cool....
on friday nights, he drives around wearing his cylon helmet blaring toto on the cassette deck. to him it's cosplay without getting fully committed. he's casual that way
on friday nights, he drives around wearing his cylon helmet blaring toto on the cassette deck. to him it's cosplay without getting fully committed. he's casual that way
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Originally Posted by thook
has never listened to daft punk, but he bought a beat up little celica with a daft bumper sticker on it, so that's cool....
on friday nights, he drives around wearing his cylon helmet blaring toto on the cassette deck. to him it's cosplay without getting fully committed. he's casual that way
on friday nights, he drives around wearing his cylon helmet blaring toto on the cassette deck. to him it's cosplay without getting fully committed. he's casual that way
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Originally Posted by ahsposo
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