DaCiscoKid

I'm riding along minding my own business - I'm as far to the right as I can be, not obstructing traffic, and moving at a half decent pace (guessing around 18+) when there is suddenly a pretty hard thud off of the back of my right side rib cage. Knowing that I was hit with something, I look back to see an almost full large frozen plastic chocolate milkshake container skidding along behind me. Because I didn't see it coming, I had the thrower narrowed down to 2 possible vehicles - a Mustang and a white Van. Now pissed as hell and realizing that the cars will probably get stuck in traffic at a busy stop sign about a half mile away, I accelerated and pressed the bike as fast as I could go. I managed to catch up to the vehicles fairly winded but still out for blood just as the Mustang was hitting the stop sign. Still not knowing for sure who through it, I thought about trying to jump in front of the Mustang, blocking both cars, and then figuring out who did it. Looking over at the side of the van as I'm riding past, I noticed that milkshake drops were sprayed on the side of the van, and realized that this was confirmation of the vehicle that did it. I get up to the passenger side window as the Mustang pulls away, and am surprised to see a female, mid 20's, in the passenger seat. Loudly asking "you like to throw stuff?" as I'm dismounting, the "girl", after a slight pause (she didn't expect me to catch up...) says "Yea, and FU" with a big smile as the driver (who I never saw) runs through the stop sign. Nice! What totally wonderful people!!!

Knowing that there's no way I'm going to be able to catch them again and really pissed at myself now as well for not at least kicking the side of the van or having something to throw, I did look at the license plate before mumbling to myself "why, what's the point...". When I get home and tell the story to my wife (who's always much more levelheaded than myself) states that I should have never been looking to draw blood in the first place and I should have been only looking to get the plate and call the police.

So, I have to ask in the event something like this happens again - If I had gotten the plate, would calling the Police have done any good?

10 Wheels

Call the police and find out....
Then we will all know the answer.

Squirrelli

The cops will pay a visit to the house if the person is a multiple offender.

Gorden Gekko

Female Mid 20's......Did you get her phone number???

MDfive21

yes, probably. best thing to do is take the plate # to the police station (or sub-station if you're in a large city) and tell them you are prepared to ID your assailant immediately and that you will come back to testify in court. if you just call in the license plate you will probably get nowhere on something like this. if you go in and convince the cops it's worth their time to go find a perp, you may get some traction. ymmv

fwiw, i had a similar problem once. got soaked by some jerk that threw a full big gulp sized soft drink at me. i gave chase but turned off on a side street when i realized i would probably get shot at (not kidding) if i closed them down.

JAJ0404

I had stuff like that happen to me when I lived in DC so much I started carrying a small notebook and a golf pencil for license numbers. I lived in a condo building that happened to house two officers, one of which would take those plates, and when in the right mood, put the fear of God into the people. Without an inside source, I'd still say report it. I believe they keep track of those reports and if they start getting the same guy over and over they'd probably take action. Might not help you, but eventually it should thin out the herd a little for all of us.

datlas 

Cell phone picture and call to the cops FTW.

DropDeadFred

there was a similar article in bicycling magazine...If i remember correctly...and i have the magazine out now..so im looking to confirm...the guy didn't get the license plate number (he had a slushy from Sonic thrown at him) but he got the cup and tried to get it printed or something but couldnt get anything worth while. But he stated that it's definitely an assault charge and could be even worse since he was on a bike in heavy traffic.

Vicelord

You have three options here:

1. get plate and call police immediately.
2. kick the van as hard as you can. I did this once in a similar situation. It can get you in a ton of trouble, but the chances of someone calling the cops over it is slim considering they just threw **** at you.
3. Attempt to pull the driver out of the vehicle and beat the living eff out of him/her. This may get you in more trouble as there would be lots of witnesses. This strategy is only recommended if you have a clean record and can prove you were hit with an object. It's also risky (where I live) because so many people have firearms.

sbxx1985 

This wins the dumb answer of the day award.

DropDeadFred

I don' think beating the **** out of a girl would fly regardless of what happened...I would have gotten the tag and called the cops immediately...wreck my bike as hard as possible against something hard....then sue the **** out of her (insurance)

10 Wheels

The most entertaining answer so far...

Vicelord

This wins dumbest answer to a facetious response of the day.

zigmeister

Get plate number, call police. Make them file a report for sure, and call the DA, and harass them to press charges.

JayC

We reported an incident similar to this a couple of weeks ago. Police did nothing and what happened with us was way worse.

My girlfriend and I were out riding. People came by throwing stuff at us. They went up and turned around and threw more stuff at us. Turned around again and came by us throwing even more stuff. I saw them start to turn around to come back at us again and told her to get off her bike. I got off mine, took my shoes off because I was going to throw down if they stopped. She was standing about a foot and a half in the road in the opposite lane. They swerved the car across the center line and hit her and kept on going. I had the make and model of the car, probably was within a few years of the year of the car too and all but the last two digits of the plate. Reported it to the NC State Highway Patrol, they did nothing. The officer on duty that took the call's reponse? "Why would anyone do that unprovoked? You must have been doing something to instigate it."

Guess the guy has never been out on a bike before.

JAJ0404

Hmmmmm, I think you've just opened a market for wrecked $8,000 bikes. I buy one for $100 and keep it in my trunk just in case. "Look what they did to my beautiful $8,000 bike officer. Get plenty of pictures, sir."

carpediemracing 

Helmet cam. It's hard to refute video. I wear one every time I ride, for exactly this reason.



This pic came from a close call - truck was going about twice as fast as we were. Call to police meant little until I showed them the picture and the clip. The driver got a visit. No one got hurt.

rkelley23

was she cute? : )

turkey9186

I have been hit by a full can of beer thrown by two soldiers from Ft Campbell KY. MPs attitude when given a vehicle description...So what is the problem?
A CHP officer deliberately runs cyclists off the road during a sanctioned century ride, and then threaten riders with arrest when they confront him.
Quote from a Solano county sheriff deputy after being hit by an individual leaning out of a car window. "I did not see it happen, I can not do anything about it." Yes I gave them a full plate number, description of the car and the individual.
Just like protecting your home, you are on your own on the road.

Brimstone_

The police are too busy trying to generate revenue and making sure people aren't smoking pot to track down someone harassing a cyclist. They seem to have plenty of time to pull me over and check to see if my window tint is too dark or set up speed traps at the bottom of steep 15 mph hills, but instances like this only provide them with paperwork and hassles.

Chalk it up to experience. Some people are just *******s.

tagaproject6

Shoulders? wut?

nixternal

I guess you are probably more level headed than I am, because you asked questions first. When I get the chance, I never ask questions first, and thus far has cost a couple hundred in fines. I have since chilled and reverted back to calling them names, flipping them off, you name it, so they start the issue, not me, though that hasn't worked yet either. Here, the police won't even come to a call unless I know where the vehicle is and know who the driver is. Now I just go out and smile at them, wave, and tell everyone they are my fans

tagaproject6

What helmet cam are you using?

DropDeadFred

wow im appalled...i bet your best bet would be to make the report and then contact a local bike patrol officer...usually they will be more understanding...or at least I would hope so...this stuff it out of hand

vandalarchitect

As much as it sucks, I'm not surprised the police did nothing about this.

Police can't arrest a car, nor can it be charged with assault. If this ever happens to you, get the plate number and a description of the driver. If the officer on duty claims you must have provoked then insist that they write up a report and shrug it off. The next time it happens to you or someone else, they might start to put the pieces together. Finally, don't ever take no for an answer when calling it in to the police. You pay your taxes, you're a law-abiding citizen, you deserve service and protection by the men and women who are sworn to serve and protect.