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12-24-19, 06:06 PM
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Has placed a bear trap in his fireplace this year.
"I'm gonna get that sneaky fat bastard, him and his damned list." he explained to Dick Dehalls, Special Features Writer for The Daily Grudge. " He'll check this trap twice, you just wait and see."
"I'm gonna get that sneaky fat bastard, him and his damned list." he explained to Dick Dehalls, Special Features Writer for The Daily Grudge. " He'll check this trap twice, you just wait and see."
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...even after all the lying he's done in this thread, he's still disappointed that there was a lump of coal in his Christmas stocking this morning.
...even after all the lying he's done in this thread, he's still disappointed that there was a lump of coal in his Christmas stocking this morning.
12-25-19, 11:53 AM
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Actually I got two...
12-26-19, 11:25 AM
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...he's already starting out next year trying to be a better person.
...he's already starting out next year trying to be a better person.
12-26-19, 04:11 PM
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Believes pigs will fly in the very near future...
12-26-19, 07:52 PM
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Believes his rump is a luscious peach that attracts flying pigs from the future.
12-27-19, 03:16 AM
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Was the inspiration for Dr. Strangepork from Pigs In Space.
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12-27-19, 01:11 PM
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His Dollar Store DNA test results came back as expected. He is half marsupial and half kale. That explains his popularity at the farmers market.
12-27-19, 02:00 PM
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...his considerable capital investment in breeding a kale/cannabis hybrid is about to pay off. He can now produce a green kaleabis smoothie that gets you higher than the proverbial kite.
...his considerable capital investment in breeding a kale/cannabis hybrid is about to pay off. He can now produce a green kaleabis smoothie that gets you higher than the proverbial kite.
12-27-19, 05:50 PM
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His idea of "capital investment" is going downtown Sacramento and buying some scratch-off lottery tickets...
12-27-19, 07:52 PM
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...knows full well that I am overdue to hit the big jackpot.
...knows full well that I am overdue to hit the big jackpot.
12-27-19, 08:19 PM
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Knows full well that hitting the big jackpot down town is a bag of Cheetos chased with a bottle of Thunderbird.
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12-27-19, 08:47 PM
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Made a half-hearted apology to no motor? after he joked about marsupials hooking up with cats.
"So I made a lame joke about you getting some kitty. Sorry. Get over it, loser" is what he posted to his twitter account TheRealFakeJseis
"So I made a lame joke about you getting some kitty. Sorry. Get over it, loser" is what he posted to his twitter account TheRealFakeJseis
12-28-19, 09:53 AM
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...he's the subject of a long article in the New England Journal of Medicine because he only has half a heart. "Remarkable he's alive at all," reads one comment.
...he's the subject of a long article in the New England Journal of Medicine because he only has half a heart. "Remarkable he's alive at all," reads one comment.
12-28-19, 10:10 AM
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Thinks the world is so lucky to have me in it. "He's God's visible blessing to us all..." he told Pope Francis in a recent private audience.
12-28-19, 11:32 AM
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...constantly finds himself quoting Thumper Rabbit. "If you can't say sump'in' nice, don't say nuttin' at all". Still cries when the hunters shoot Bambi's mom. What a softy.
...constantly finds himself quoting Thumper Rabbit. "If you can't say sump'in' nice, don't say nuttin' at all". Still cries when the hunters shoot Bambi's mom. What a softy.
12-28-19, 01:57 PM
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...for many years, his drop the mike finish at the Oishii Sushi and Karaoke Bar on Tuesday nights, was a stirring rendition of "All You Need is Love". It was not unusual for the crowd to join in on the chorus. Lately, he's going with "Suspicious Minds" as done by fat Elvis. "You have to play to the crowd when you sing karaoke," he says.
...for many years, his drop the mike finish at the Oishii Sushi and Karaoke Bar on Tuesday nights, was a stirring rendition of "All You Need is Love". It was not unusual for the crowd to join in on the chorus. Lately, he's going with "Suspicious Minds" as done by fat Elvis. "You have to play to the crowd when you sing karaoke," he says.
12-28-19, 03:16 PM
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Needs at least 3 more avatars to match the voices in his head...
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...two of his alternate personalities are suspicious of the other four.
...two of his alternate personalities are suspicious of the other four.
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Needs artificial intelligence to formulate thoughts.
12-28-19, 09:03 PM
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...not one of his alternate personalities is fat Elvis. He does have one interesting alternate personality that pops up regularly named "fat Sharon". But she doesn't sing, she just eats (a lot).
...not one of his alternate personalities is fat Elvis.
He does have one interesting alternate personality that pops up regularly named "fat Sharon". But she doesn't sing, she just eats (a lot).
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Will be ringing in the New Year with even more cowbell.
12-29-19, 05:31 AM
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His New Year Resolutions are:
1) Take it easy, lay on the couch more.
2) Eat more Cheetos
1) Take it easy, lay on the couch more.
2) Eat more Cheetos
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His leg lamp needs a shave.
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His has an ingrown toenail. The neighborhood dogs stay away.
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