We're going to yell at you.
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#1377
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Letter.
Spirit.
Law.
No judge or jury would convict a person for assault for putting a hand on your hip to protect a bunch of other people.
That's a sick twist on malicious compliance; you'd be protected by the law, and you'd be prosecuting a person who attempted to keep you from possibly hurting others.
Spirit.
Law.
No judge or jury would convict a person for assault for putting a hand on your hip to protect a bunch of other people.
That's a sick twist on malicious compliance; you'd be protected by the law, and you'd be prosecuting a person who attempted to keep you from possibly hurting others.
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i got yelled at last night.
after setting tempo on a +/-1.5km drag the whole way up, i pulled off.
guy behind me (who's probably the most obnoxious person on a bike i've ever come across in all of my years of riding) yelled at me, claiming i 'stopped.'
dumbass was overlapping wheels, and not paying attention.
i yelled back.
we yelled at each other.
nobody else said a word.
after setting tempo on a +/-1.5km drag the whole way up, i pulled off.
guy behind me (who's probably the most obnoxious person on a bike i've ever come across in all of my years of riding) yelled at me, claiming i 'stopped.'
dumbass was overlapping wheels, and not paying attention.
i yelled back.
we yelled at each other.
nobody else said a word.
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I gave someone the finger on the last lap of a race a few weeks ago. Then I went and got a check, I don't think he did. Is that like yelling?
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There were a few momos on our group ride a few weeks ago who were ruining our ride. 3 friends, apparently...when they would rotate to the front, they would slow the pace EVERY time!!!!(these guys are strong enough, but like to play games like this, also just sitting in the whole time and sprinting at the end). After about 10 miles or so of this I was getting really annoyed and started 'voicing' my frustration, not yelling but loud enough to make it known. So these guys are on the front, and again bringing the pace down to 21 or so from the 26-27 we were keeping it at...then, from behind me my buddy Matt "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU MOTHER ****ERS DOING? STOP DROPPING THE PACE OR GET THE **** OFF THE FRONT'' It was so loud it startled me. It was friggin great. Good quality yelling. They didnt stay for coffee after the ride. Havent seen them since!
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#1384
Blast from the Past
This would fall loosely in the "Best revenge is a life well lived" category. Although you could be on to something here, the silent yell.
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Has coddling tendencies.
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What happened to the "parody" thread? Did it get deleted?
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I got yelled at a lot yesterday, but only because people were too stupid to realize I had teammate up the road... Go faster? Really?
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There were one or two guys who were really trying to organize a chase, trying to get a rotation going, etc. It really took a while for guys to catch on and often they were content to let me sit on front for a lot longer than they should have. Best I could do at that point was disrupt the rotation.
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There were one or two guys who were really trying to organize a chase, trying to get a rotation going, etc. It really took a while for guys to catch on and often they were content to let me sit on front for a lot longer than they should have. Best I could do at that point was disrupt the rotation.
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Unfortunately not, people got too motivated at the end and kept eating away at the gap with each attack. But it's ok, he got 3rd today at university and got his upgrade points.