Make Cycling Great Again!
07-21-16, 07:41 PM
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Make Cycling Great Again!
Cycling is the most beautiful sport. It is the most beautiful and the greatest sport to do, ever. Some cyclists, who are crooked - really crooked - and don't know anything, have said a lot of negative stuff about cycling. These cyclists are losers, believe me, they are the worst. Sleazy and dishonest. Some of them don't even know how to ride a bike, but you don't have to take my word for it, you can ask anyone.
So I won't say that cycling is fantastic, or not, but it certainly is, or that you should cycle and enjoy an unbelievably beautiful ride, and I am not saying whether or not that is true, but just that A LOT of cyclists, lots and lots of cyclists, who I love, I love the cyclists, from what I am hearing, are saying these wonderful and beautiful things about cycling, the same things that I have been saying about cycling for a long time.
So I won't say that cycling is fantastic, or not, but it certainly is, or that you should cycle and enjoy an unbelievably beautiful ride, and I am not saying whether or not that is true, but just that A LOT of cyclists, lots and lots of cyclists, who I love, I love the cyclists, from what I am hearing, are saying these wonderful and beautiful things about cycling, the same things that I have been saying about cycling for a long time.
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07-21-16, 07:47 PM
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Well done sir.
And for some more laughs: Donald Trump criticizes John Kerry for cycling - Business Insider
And for some more laughs: Donald Trump criticizes John Kerry for cycling - Business Insider
07-21-16, 08:00 PM
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07-21-16, 11:40 PM
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07-22-16, 12:41 AM
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Round up those hipsters on their fixies. Deport them.
And China-made bikes? Not gonna buy them any more. Not gonna. Made in America only, baby! It'll be beautiful.
And China-made bikes? Not gonna buy them any more. Not gonna. Made in America only, baby! It'll be beautiful.
07-22-16, 07:15 AM
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07-22-16, 08:32 AM
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But...
...I'll still be able to buy bikes that have been drop-shipped from Taiwan, right? 
I mean, it's not really China. 
Not that China. We have a mutual defense pact with Taiwan, it was a really good deal, wasn't it? 
I mean, it's not really China. Not that China. We have a mutual defense pact with Taiwan, it was a really good deal, wasn't it?
07-22-16, 08:35 AM
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07-22-16, 08:48 AM
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Cycling has always been great. Everyone agrees. Question is, can you get aero?
07-22-16, 08:49 AM
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07-22-16, 06:41 PM
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Ted Cruz Doesn't Endorse This Either
Cycling is the most beautiful sport. It is the most beautiful and the greatest sport to do, ever. Some cyclists, who are crooked - really crooked - and don't know anything, have said a lot of negative stuff about cycling. These cyclists are losers, believe me, they are the worst. Sleazy and dishonest. Some of them don't even know how to ride a bike, but you don't have to take my word for it, you can ask anyone.
So I won't say that cycling is fantastic, or not, but it certainly is, or that you should cycle and enjoy an unbelievably beautiful ride, and I am not saying whether or not that is true, but just that A LOT of cyclists, lots and lots of cyclists, who I love, I love the cyclists, from what I am hearing, are saying these wonderful and beautiful things about cycling, the same things that I have been saying about cycling for a long time.
So I won't say that cycling is fantastic, or not, but it certainly is, or that you should cycle and enjoy an unbelievably beautiful ride, and I am not saying whether or not that is true, but just that A LOT of cyclists, lots and lots of cyclists, who I love, I love the cyclists, from what I am hearing, are saying these wonderful and beautiful things about cycling, the same things that I have been saying about cycling for a long time.
07-22-16, 09:19 PM
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I almost missed it, but that subtitle got a sensible chuckle out of me.
I almost missed it, but that subtitle got a sensible chuckle out of me.
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07-24-16, 04:07 PM
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Me thinks I'm gonna a$$plode!!! No need to worry, I'll build a wall around myself so as to hurt no one.
07-24-16, 04:24 PM
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Fixie, road bike.....What difference does it make!!!!!!!!!!
Let's get a reporter to ask if he believes in disc brakes, my peeps in WVA hate disc brakes!
Let's get a reporter to ask if he believes in disc brakes, my peeps in WVA hate disc brakes!
07-24-16, 04:30 PM
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We in Australia are watching the unfolding election with a sense of astonishment and disbelief.
07-25-16, 03:36 PM
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