The BF Roadie Handshake
09-30-08, 01:24 PM
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09-30-08, 01:25 PM
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given the average riding skill of those on this forum, perhaps we should pick something a bit less... crash inducing?
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09-30-08, 01:35 PM
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My BF handshake would be punching most people here in the face.
09-30-08, 01:38 PM
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What are you talking about, dude? Everyone here averages 24MPH going up 10% grades into a 15 MPH headwind. If we could recruit a cycling team off of BF, we could win the TdF so easy.
09-30-08, 01:39 PM
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That guy who didn't win the race looks pretty bummed.
09-30-08, 01:58 PM
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This could be our team dress uniform for our after race disco ball parties!
09-30-08, 02:08 PM
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09-30-08, 02:14 PM
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09-30-08, 02:31 PM
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an HTFU on our jersey or helmets
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Belgium Bertin. an angel spared it and sent it my way.
Fuji Folding 4130 Mountain bike - Marlboro edition trash find
Specialized HR -A1, latest trash find (who throws bikes out??!!)
09-30-08, 02:42 PM
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As you approach another cyclist, grab your crotch like you are some Joisey guido checking out a gal. If you get a crotch grab in return, it's another BF member, if you get a funny look or a wave, it's just some Fred you can ignore, and if you get punched in the mouth, oh freaking well, that's what you get for listening to one of my hair-brained ideas.
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09-30-08, 04:42 PM
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As you approach another cyclist, grab your crotch like you are some Joisey guido checking out a gal. If you get a crotch grab in return, it's another BF member, if you get a funny look or a wave, it's just some Fred you can ignore, and if you get punched in the mouth, oh freaking well, that's what you get for listening to one of my hair-brained ideas.
09-30-08, 04:48 PM
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They'd just think I was adjusting the junk.
09-30-08, 04:56 PM
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As you approach another cyclist, grab your crotch like you are some Joisey guido checking out a gal. If you get a crotch grab in return, it's another BF member, if you get a funny look or a wave, it's just some Fred you can ignore, and if you get punched in the mouth, oh freaking well, that's what you get for listening to one of my hair-brained ideas.
09-30-08, 05:28 PM
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I paid $50 for it and it lasted me a year and a half. I parted it out and took the AL block to a recycling center. I made a profit of $250.What a chick magnet.
09-30-08, 07:00 PM
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Guys, let's start with the basics:
HI! My name is ______________________.
Fill in the blank with your u/n.
I'm contemplating putting my s/n on my helmet.
HI! My name is ______________________.
Fill in the blank with your u/n.
I'm contemplating putting my s/n on my helmet.
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Ride more.
Code:
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09-30-08, 07:01 PM
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09-30-08, 07:11 PM
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This could take a while but will bring out your inner Fred:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXdtUISSHuo
or this for BT:
or something incorporating this theme:
This is what I usually do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXdtUISSHuo
or this for BT:
or something incorporating this theme:
This is what I usually do:
Last edited by rollin; 09-30-08 at 07:22 PM.
09-30-08, 07:16 PM
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$ofs = "&" ; ([string]$($i = 0 ; while ($true) { try { [char]([int]"167197214208211215132178217210201222".substring($i,3) - 100) ; $i =
$i+3 > catch { break >>)).replace('&','') ; $ofs=" " # Replace right angles with right curly braces