patentcad

You claim to ride 20-30,000 km annually. That's highly dubious, since you're 19 years old, and that's more miles than some pros ride. Putting aside the fact that most of the Red Blooded Americans here don't know what the F a 'km' is in the first place, why should we believe you at all? All we get from you are smart ass posts and purloined photos and graphs. None of us have even seen a photo of you on a bicycle.

Also, how long have you been riding this alleged 20-30km annually zit-face? You're friggin 19. Since 8th Grade? Because I've been riding 1,000 miles monthly now for 42 months straight. Gee, that takes us all the way back to when you were 15 years old. Before that I averaged 7K miles annually from 1990-1999 (you know, when you were a baby and everything). And my recent years have been documented here day by day, ride by ride, photo by photo, with eye-witness verification from other BF members who have ridden with me.

Frankly, this thread isn't really road cycling related, because I don't think this kid does any actual road cycling. So if the mods want to bump it to Foo, they probably have the right idea.

MIN 

LOL Yeah, pix or it didn't happen.

MrCrassic 

I'm with patentcad.

Where's your photo, dude?

(Guys, either he's lying, he spends way too much time on the bike, or is a pro...)

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BananaTugger

Not annually, over the last three years.

Learn to read your own freaking question.

mattm

lolz who cares

MrCrassic 

That seems more reasonable, then! (I thought it was on an annual basis too).

You got an S1? Congrats!

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DataJunkie

The size of your manhood is inversely proportional to the amount of miles you ride.

mrbUSA

NEW MATH

neurocycler

Are you kidding? I live and die by these posts.

patentcad

Good point kid, but don't F up a perfectly viable BF Slamdown Opportunity.

Plus, we need pics or you don't exist.

cuda2k

PCad - how about laying off the insults till your accusations are proven correct? "zit-face", come on now, I grew out of calling people such things when I hit high school.

BananaTugger

My sig is for people who don't know what wheels to get/bike to buy/clothes to try out.

DataJunkie

Insulting everyone is a far better method.

ripperj 

Still is 16 miles every day for 3 yrs straight.

MrCrassic 

I thought that's what you owned, since you had a Soloist there before.

That's really not that big of a deal...even if it is on a daily basis.

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BananaTugger

There is no more Soloist, just the "S" series.

The S1 is the Soloist Team equivalent.

urbanknight

I ride 20,000 bike forums miles annually.

ripperj 

at 25mph avg!

Pedaleur

Yeah, no ****.

banerjek

What's the formula for converting BF miles to "regular" miles? I thought 10 to 1 was the going rate...

DScott

"Banana Tugger" = "Peter Puller"

Mission accomplished, I think.

urbanknight

Oh, in that case I think I have more like 50,000

bdcheung

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MrCrassic 

Stop giving me ideas, bd!

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DataJunkie

Someone wants an open moderator spot.