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Old 04-03-08, 08:51 AM
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Speeding Biker

A cop stops a biker for traveling faster than the posted
speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

''Fred,'' he replies.

''Fred what?'' the officer asks.

''Just Fred,'' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just
give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket.

The officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but
lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but
plays along with it.

''Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?''

The biker replies, ''It's a long story, so stay with me.''
I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to
tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good
grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my
degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to
go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school,
got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing
dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD,
so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.



Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my
DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD.



Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS
because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with
VD.

Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just
Fred.''

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
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Old 04-03-08, 10:41 AM
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Old 04-03-08, 10:57 AM
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Excellent!
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Old 04-03-08, 01:48 PM
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reminds me of the old Chuck Berry tune " My Dingaling"
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