Box O' Crap, Sixth edition
11-30-15, 04:45 PM
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All that typing and replying, I almost forgot that I had to gather up a bunch of crap, stick it in a box, and ship it!
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11-30-15, 05:06 PM
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11-30-15, 05:39 PM
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Damn, that's great! I have a 13 year old daughter who can quote just about any Dr. Who line, I know what she's going to find in her Christmas stocking!
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If someone tells you that you have enough bicycles and you don't need any more, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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11-30-15, 06:10 PM
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Lol, you can cook for me anytime, then.
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● 1971 Grandis SL ● 1972 Lambert Grand Prix frankenbike ● 1972 Raleigh Super Course fixie ● 1973 Nishiki Semi-Pro ● 1979 Motobecane Grand Jubile ●1980 Apollo "Legnano" ● 1984 Peugeot Vagabond ● 1985 Shogun Prairie Breaker ● 1986 Merckx Super Corsa ● 1987 Schwinn Tempo ● 1988 Schwinn Voyageur ● 1989 Bottechia Team ADR replica ● 1990 Cannondale ST600 ● 1993 Technium RT600 ● 1996 Kona Lava Dome ●
11-30-15, 06:15 PM
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What the heck. Count me in. It's a 108" maximum box, right?
11-30-15, 11:10 PM
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Heck, you're in.
Please read rule #2 . The box you receive is the box you'll ship.
If the box is in turrible shape, pick up a new one of same size and shape at your local post office. Over 3 1/2 years of shipping crap back and forth across the US has optimized the shape.
The Crapmaster has spoken!
Please read rule #2 . The box you receive is the box you'll ship.
If the box is in turrible shape, pick up a new one of same size and shape at your local post office. Over 3 1/2 years of shipping crap back and forth across the US has optimized the shape.
The Crapmaster has spoken!
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If someone tells you that you have enough bicycles and you don't need any more, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
If someone tells you that you have enough bicycles and you don't need any more, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
11-30-15, 11:43 PM
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Think it's always been the large one rate box, if I remember correctly.
12-01-15, 12:26 AM
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Oh, yeah!
The crap we've seen, the crap...
The crap we've seen, the crap...
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If someone tells you that you have enough bicycles and you don't need any more, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
If someone tells you that you have enough bicycles and you don't need any more, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
12-05-15, 06:13 PM
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It's heeeEEEeeerrreeeee
Top view:
Top view:
12-05-15, 06:16 PM
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12-05-15, 07:56 PM
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Uh oh, I fear the inclusion of cat cr*p in that box.
12-05-15, 10:55 PM
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12-06-15, 01:32 AM
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Good times!!
...I wonder if my dog will be able to smell (very distant) cats on arrival?
...I wonder if my dog will be able to smell (very distant) cats on arrival?
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12-06-15, 04:45 PM
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Looks like there may have been a cat toy or two in there. If not, surely after it leaves Chris' hands. And mine.
Glad to see a box on the move. Warms my heart
DD
Glad to see a box on the move. Warms my heart
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12-07-15, 12:49 AM
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Is it too late to join the list? I'd like to play.
12-07-15, 09:17 AM
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1. It's never too late to play
2. Play you shall, verily the list is updated.
2. Play you shall, verily the list is updated.
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If someone tells you that you have enough bicycles and you don't need any more, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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12-13-15, 08:37 PM
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I have the box.. no one else can have the box, it's my precious! No I kid, but we've been having very wet weather and curing decals hasn't exactly been fun.. I'm hoping to have some fully cured tomorrow and have the box out Tuesday.. yada yada yada.. I may end up over the 10 day cap but that's okay too, I more just want to get these in the box and it sent out at this point.
12-13-15, 08:58 PM
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I have the box.. no one else can have the box, it's my precious! No I kid, but we've been having very wet weather and curing decals hasn't exactly been fun.. I'm hoping to have some fully cured tomorrow and have the box out Tuesday.. yada yada yada.. I may end up over the 10 day cap but that's okay too, I more just want to get these in the box and it sent out at this point.
The Crapmaster has given you special dispensation, not to be asked for by others! Except @Drillium Dude, who, as a former Crapmaster, and one who will be known into eternity as the Crapmaster di tutti Crapi. He gets to do anything he wants with the box.
Hey, it's 5 days after Dec. 8th, shouldn't I be checking the mail?
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If someone tells you that you have enough bicycles and you don't need any more, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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12-14-15, 03:33 PM
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12-14-15, 06:30 PM
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This is what a Dalek sounds like in it's last gasps...
"...take a deep breath, a chill pill, whatever you need. THIS box o' crap will be shipped out, as I'm able. Not sure when that will be. Probably right around Dec 8th. Everyone calm the hell down."
"...take a deep breath, a chill pill, whatever you need. THIS box o' crap will be shipped out, as I'm able. Not sure when that will be. Probably right around Dec 8th. Everyone calm the hell down."
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If someone tells you that you have enough bicycles and you don't need any more, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
If someone tells you that you have enough bicycles and you don't need any more, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
12-15-15, 06:58 PM
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The Box's custodianship is in good hands, my friend!
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