Bicycle joke---sort of!
05-02-10, 08:06 PM
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Bicycle joke---sort of!
Found this joke, and since I have more hair in my ears than on my head, and since there is a bicycle in the punch line, I deemed it forum worthy!
Hair in the Ears
My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears,and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the drug store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month..
The lady went to the drug store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the druggist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist said, "Stay off your bicycle for about a week."
Hair in the Ears
My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears,and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the drug store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month..
The lady went to the drug store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the druggist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist said, "Stay off your bicycle for about a week."
05-02-10, 08:50 PM
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Agreed acceptable for BF. yuk yuk yuk
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Dr. Watson and Sherlock Holmes went camping out in the country. They put up their tents, started a fire, and enjoyed roasting wienies and marshmallows by the fire.
Finally they settled in for the night. After sleeping for an hour or two, Holmes woke up and nudged Watson awake.
"Watson, when you look above and see, on this perfectly clear moonless night, stars by the tens of thousands, and the Milky Way arrayed in all it's splendor, what exactly comes to your mind."
"Why Holmes, could it be that as we consider the magnificence of the cosmos, we accept ourselves as mere molecules in an enormous universe?"
"No Watson, you damn fool, what should come to your mind is who stole our bloody tent and how they did it so quietly."
Finally they settled in for the night. After sleeping for an hour or two, Holmes woke up and nudged Watson awake.
"Watson, when you look above and see, on this perfectly clear moonless night, stars by the tens of thousands, and the Milky Way arrayed in all it's splendor, what exactly comes to your mind."
"Why Holmes, could it be that as we consider the magnificence of the cosmos, we accept ourselves as mere molecules in an enormous universe?"
"No Watson, you damn fool, what should come to your mind is who stole our bloody tent and how they did it so quietly."
05-04-10, 06:51 AM
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Ok, so, I live in a cow town and have collected some "old cowboy" jokes. Here is a bike one:
What did the old cowboy have to say about bicycling?
He said, "It's wearin' yer legs out to give yer ass a ride!"
What did the old cowboy have to say about bicycling?
He said, "It's wearin' yer legs out to give yer ass a ride!"
05-04-10, 10:20 AM
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A three legged dog walked into a bar and said to the bartender "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw"
A moose walked into a bar, the bar tender said to the moose "Hay buddy - what's with the long face?"
A moose walked into a bar, the bar tender said to the moose "Hay buddy - what's with the long face?"
05-04-10, 07:11 PM
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