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Old 10-09-14, 06:54 AM
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enjoys the anal leakage so he does everything he can to cause it.
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Old 10-09-14, 09:00 AM
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Was told to clean up his act. He reply was, "But we are the Aristocrats! It's a family act!"
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His intelligence and good breeding raises the tone of his trailer park to that of near respectability.
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Old 10-09-14, 03:40 PM
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Can't stand the heat, but doesn't know how to get out of the kitchen.
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Bakes only half way as a matter of principle.
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Old 10-09-14, 05:54 PM
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His S.O. is unimpressed with his half-baked get-rich-quick schemes so next time he's going to go for the full bowl.
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Is confused by the difference between avocados and avocation. The darnedest thing is, his hobby is growing avocados.
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You really don't want to know how he makes his guacamole...
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Documents everything he posts here. "Dear Dairy, today that snotty Gitarzan said something about avocados..."
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When he wings it, he's missing the 'L' in flapping.
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His avocation is to minister to the avocado farmers at Our Lady of Hass.
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Has not worn matching socks since he complained to his wife about how to fold his socks.
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Has found off label uses for his socks.
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The MDS sheets caution against off-label use unless he gives full public disclosure.
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The last time he gave "full public disclosure" it was on National Television and was not dismissed as a wardrobe malfunction.
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His new brand Solo Sock recruited Flea as the literal frontman for what the well dressed man will wear mowing the lawn, golfing, or "hanging with the boys".
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Is a fisher of males...
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Is always considered to be fishy by many, since he likes to wander about the town while holding his pole.
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Cannot tell the difference between 'public' and 'pubic' disclosure.
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Always liked the flashy lifestyle, especially when women and children are around.
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Is so vain he considers himself Exhibitionist A.
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Is the man that Carly Simon sang about.
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Spent a lot of 'private time' with Carly Simon's 'No Secrets' album cover, if you get my meaning and I am sure you do.
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Liked the two pointers that Carly showed him, and then gave a pointer in return.
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