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Old 02-05-20, 09:09 PM
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Recently retired from secular life to a monastery where his unique style and aroma has gained him the title of The Funkous a Monk Us.
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Can't understand why they won't let him enter the Elvis impersonator contests when he's got the fat dead Elvis look locked down.
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Went to the mall this evening, to the Piercing Pagoda, and got himself a nice big bone through his nose.
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...that's the way (uh huh, uh huh), he likes it (uh huh, uh huh). That's the way (uh huh, uh huh), he likes it (uh huh, uh huh).
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The Sex-O-Lettes filed a restraining order against him.Get dancing elsewhere.
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...likes to sprinkle hip, trendy phrases into his conversation. Currently he's big on "Oh you kid !" and "23 skidoo."
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Just back from the Arctic, cat, where they kicked him out for leaving Cheeto dust all over everything.
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Kicked out of AntiArctic for failure to pack sunblock.
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Shunned by penguins for being "too conformist".
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...at the Furry conventions, his go to costume is a penguin. He does have an alternative, where he dresses up as Pikachu, just to keep things "interesting".
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He was furry before furry was a thing...
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Always confused to either be, or to furry, or to be furby. He settled on being furless in the face of speakable odds.
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...shaves all the hair from his body every three days. It makes him faster.
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He's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet.
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Puts the "fun" in lip fungus.
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Is upset that his counterpart to the men's big and tall section is known as the boy's department.
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Is ok with his counterpart being sun faded Formica drenched in rancid butter, old popcorn, & stale beer.
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Puts the "old" in mold.
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His autobiography, Liary of a Madman, will be hitting Broadway soon.
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His lamb lies up and down Broadway.
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Just back from a family reunion. Says there were his aunts, uncles, cousins, sisters, brothers and his Mom and Dad all in attendance. The three them had a grand time.
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His family tree is a corn stalk, “we’re all pretty ugly related” he mused to incestuous.com.
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...his Tinder profile lists him as "very good in bed." By which he means he rarely snores, and hasn't had an accident in over a year.
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His androids dream of electric sheep but they never have right batteries in stock. The dollar store was out again.
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