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Old 01-04-21, 10:54 PM
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Is known in certain amorous circles as "Quick Shooter".
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Old 01-04-21, 11:23 PM
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....his publicist recently announced his death, but it was premature.
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Old 01-04-21, 11:40 PM
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Is still hopeful that he will someday be able to be a Bond Girl.
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Old 01-04-21, 11:56 PM
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With enough Bondo he can fix anything.
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Old 01-05-21, 06:13 AM
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His "experimenting" with Bondo as ass-spackle landed him in the ER and in the headlines.
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Lives in the Bondo Condo next to Hondo.
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Old 01-05-21, 03:55 PM
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Is trying to entice Hondo north of the cheddar curtain by building a man cave built out of Keystone Lite.
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His van down by the river is the precinct headquarters for the Keystone Cops
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Old 01-06-21, 02:26 AM
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Robbed Peter, told Paul hed pay him Thursday
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In his cunning, treacherous way is trying to get me to post "Rubbed Paul's peter until Thursday" but I'm not doing that; that's not who I am.

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Old 01-06-21, 07:47 AM
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That's right, you're the guy demanding a recount in a rigged election for Mr. Pantsless Georgia.
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In his cunning, treacherous way is trying to get me to post "Rubbed Paul's peter until Thursday" but I'm not doing that; that's not who I am.

For years, he has lived by the motto " old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm".
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Old 01-06-21, 11:52 AM
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Not a lie.
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Old 01-06-21, 12:50 PM
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Misspelled 'Natalie' again.
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Old 01-06-21, 01:37 PM
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...thought he was getting on a casino bus last night, for a "Super Fun Happy America" excursion, and woke up in Washington D.C. this morning. Mad as hell over this, he is now in the crowd storming the Capitol.
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Old 01-06-21, 02:54 PM
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Now, he'll say that Darth will Rub Paul's peter until Thursday because I heard him...
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Old 01-06-21, 06:47 PM
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Was seen in the crowd yelling at people to get off the lawn.
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With his life now looking up, he has now taken to yelling at clouds.
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Old 01-06-21, 11:49 PM
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...sometimes, he yells out sporadic obscenities while riding on busses and trains.
If anyone says anything, he claims Tourette's, and sues them for damages under the disability discrimination statutes.

It's been a good side hustle for many years now.
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Wonders if he should call his physician if his insurrection lasts more than four hours...
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Can leap a barricade in a single bound. Cuz bounding is good plyometric conditioning for skiing.
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Has been revolting for years.
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...he has known, for four years now, that the emperor has no clothes. He knows it from all the years of not wearing pants.
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His family is trying to invoke the 25th Ammendment against him.
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He's what's behind Door #3.
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