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Old 01-08-21, 01:02 PM
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One beer tasted good so I had another then another oh why not I will drink one more . No regrets getting a bit intoxicated after watching the idiots on TV and thinking 2021 will be much worse. The rest of the week I will behave I got it out of my system. NFL playoff games then the college national championship. I think I will put on my Iron Maiden concert shirt and my AC/DC mask and go piss off Bubba and Bubbette. Why not? It’s harmless fun because I say absolutely nothing and they act like they have fleas biting them. I’m waiting for the alka seltzer to kick in.
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Originally Posted by Hondo Gravel View Post
Spend the money wisely..
Now they're saying it's $2,000 worth of Bud Lite, and I have to go to Brazil to get it unless I wire them money to ship it to me.
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One beer tasted good so I had another then another oh why not I will drink one more . No regrets getting a bit intoxicated after watching the idiots on TV and thinking 2021 will be much worse. The rest of the week I will behave I got it out of my system. NFL playoff games then the college national championship. I think I will put on my Iron Maiden concert shirt and my AC/DC mask and go piss off Bubba and Bubbette. Why not? Itís harmless fun because I say absolutely nothing and they act like they have fleas biting them. Iím waiting for the alka seltzer to kick in.
I'm gonna give you an unsolicited piece of advice, I hope you're not offended and take it in the spirit I offer it.

Substitute a club soda for that fizzy piss and you'll do just fine...
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Old 01-09-21, 04:34 PM
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Hey, Hondo you might consider changing your picture, Iíve heard the government is looking all over for guys wearing horns. I did take your suggestion about beer and then more beer. So I guess Iíll get through the weekend. Regards.
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Old 01-09-21, 05:02 PM
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Hey, Hondo you might consider changing your picture, Iíve heard the government is looking all over for guys wearing horns. I did take your suggestion about beer and then more beer. So I guess Iíll get through the weekend. Regards.
No worries they were watching me with a spy satellite. I was feeding some cows and drinking beer that day. I was cleared as it was shown Iím just a disappointment Texas Longhorn fan for the last decade.
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Is there any tin foil in that helmet? I'm beginning to worry about you! Smiles, MH
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Hey, Hondo you might consider changing your picture, Iíve heard the government is looking all over for guys wearing horns. I did take your suggestion about beer and then more beer. So I guess Iíll get through the weekend. Regards.
No worries for Hondo, the Feds already arrested the guy with the horned fur hat. He's from Arizona, too.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-pelos...200425314.html
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beer supply is the most important
yep
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The trail was overrun by snowshoers. ******g 2021! They're just parking in freeway interchanges now.
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Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
I'm gonna give you an unsolicited piece of advice, I hope you're not offended and take it in the spirit I offer it.

Substitute a club soda for that fizzy piss and you'll do just fine...
Are you sure you don't mean "wine" for "club soda"? I'm pretty sure that fizzy water doesn't have any alcohol content. I mean, that's the point of drinking.
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Is that a sex toy on the shelf behind him?
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The trail was overrun by snowshoers. ******g 2021! They're just parking in freeway interchanges now.
We're seeing the same thing in Oregon. Don't get me started about the snowmobilers on the Nordic trails...
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Is there any tin foil in that helmet? I'm beginning to worry about you! Smiles, MH
Donít worry I have been certifiable since the 80s. As a young kid in the 70s I used tin foil on the rabbit ears so I could get a decent TV signal. Sometimes I miss the times we only had 3 TV channels.
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Is that a sex toy on the shelf behind him?
explains the Dawgs many problems.
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No worries for Hondo, the Feds already arrested the guy with the horned fur hat. He's from Arizona, too.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-pelos...200425314.html
He is some kind of shaman? He must of ate led paint off the walls as a kid.
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He must of ate led paint...
My eyes!
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Is that a sex toy on the shelf behind him?
Well, if you are brave enough...

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How did you get a video of my X she was good at that with anything that paid attention to of well no comment
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How did you get a video of my X she was good at that with anything that paid attention to of well no comment
That's hilarious Nice one!
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What are your rates, what will happen this year? I bet there will be a hurricane that will destroy something and another war somewhere
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At some point, things have to get better, right?
It canít just continue on this trajectory...
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I find this I don’t really know why?

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I guess this revolution will be televised.
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