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Old 05-07-18, 10:50 AM
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The source of the garlic aroma that can level Tacoma.
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Has an ill wind that blows no good.
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Space X is currently studying his flatulence as an endless form of propulsion.
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Old 05-08-18, 01:43 AM
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The Trump administration cut his funding on improvements to Beano.
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Ever since he moved into town, mysterious rumblings started occurring, startling the town's residents, and along with the local grocery stores' considerably increased sales of Rosarita refried beans.
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The authorities monitor his whereabouts in case of another eruption.
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Is still working on his college thesis on how lava lamps work.
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Is working on the next update to the forum.
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Will never hit anyone below the belt.
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Wears a kilt and feels pretty confident (yeah, confident).
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He too feels extremely confident when wearing his kilt, and with his last portrait (very last) with the Queen, he felt confident enough to let it all hang out, along with his knowing that the Queen will forever cherish the photo in her photo album and memoirs.
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They gave him a number and took away his name.
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Is known in his town as the crazy old dude that walks the streets yelling "Who is Number One!?"
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Is known in his neighborhood as the demented old man that that tells anyone who'll listen "I need to do Number 2."
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Was always asked during long car trips why he didn't go before and he said, "Depends".
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Because he's a sharing, caring sort of guy, he will give you twice the lice because you're so nice.
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Is a gourmet nit-picker.
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Tried to emulate ahsposo's flea circus act, but on the initial trial run in front of his family and friends, the same ending results as ahsposo occurred, with the fleas getting loose, and causing his family and friends in telling him to scratch the whole deal.
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Old 05-14-18, 09:21 AM
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Is busy building his spaceship to allow him to catch a ride on the passing asteroid and finally go back to his home planet.
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Called in sick to work today because he says his asteroids are flaring up.
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Has every version of the Asteroids game ever produced.
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Is controlled with a joystick....so I hear.
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uses his joystick for everything.. if you know what I mean and I know that you do...
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Is flying to Hawaii to package updated organic lava lights using real lava.
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He is now considering in scraping his current college thesis on the workings of lava lamps for a newer version, now that the topic of organic lava has begun to surface.
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