Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
03-28-19, 10:46 PM
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Was shocked to find out he was Made in ‘Gina.
03-29-19, 11:10 AM
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Doesn't date women that are biodegradeable.
03-29-19, 11:27 AM
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Loves his Mommy the Dearest.
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03-29-19, 07:17 PM
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His Mom likes me better.
03-30-19, 09:18 AM
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........but only after she realized that he would happily do all of her household chores for free.
03-30-19, 09:35 AM
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Hides beer instead of eggs at Easter. And every other holiday too.
03-30-19, 09:51 AM
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His beer suppository known as the “EggKeg” has become a local hit for his egg hiding friends.
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03-30-19, 09:59 AM
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Hides beer instead of eggs at Easter. And every other holiday too.
These are supposed to be lies....
https://catcountry1073.com/craft-bee...ter-tradition/
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03-30-19, 10:01 AM
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In a stunning reversal of roles, Alexa is giving him commands mainly involving house-cleaning chores and pointless errands.
03-30-19, 11:33 AM
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Just spent a wasted Saturday morning trying to instruct @trsidn on how to post in this thread.
03-30-19, 12:36 PM
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Skipped hiding beer this year and went with his old favorites, vodka, Boones Farm, and the Mad Dog 2020 he drinks in the dollar store parking lot with his wine club.
03-30-19, 02:03 PM
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Still has his 1973 TJ Swan wine collection of Easy Nights , Mellow Days, Magic Moments, and his favorite, for remembering his youthful wilder days, .......Stepping Out!
03-31-19, 02:51 PM
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Posted his bucket list on Facebook. It's pretty good:
1. Livestock Bucket
2. Ice Bucket
3. Mop Bucket
4. Paint Bucket
5. Commercial Mop Bucket
6. Car Washing Bucket
7. Ash Bucket
8. Industrial Pail
9. Sand Bucket
10. Party Favor Bucket
11. Storage Bucket
1. Livestock Bucket
2. Ice Bucket
3. Mop Bucket
4. Paint Bucket
5. Commercial Mop Bucket
6. Car Washing Bucket
7. Ash Bucket
8. Industrial Pail
9. Sand Bucket
10. Party Favor Bucket
11. Storage Bucket
03-31-19, 08:25 PM
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Kicked the bucket looking for his homer bucket.
04-01-19, 07:07 AM
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Still upset that Homer found his prized beer collection, but will never forgive him in making off with his assorted doughnut stash.
04-02-19, 05:14 AM
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Was arrested for kidnapping and false imprisonment when it was discovered he had scores of aliens (illegally on Earth from Mars) building a Food Pyramid on his parent's empty lot in the mountains of West Virginia. He had threatened the little critters with withholding the keys to their space ship until the project was finished.
04-02-19, 08:36 AM
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Comes from a long line of Human Centipede style of liars.
04-02-19, 10:42 AM
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Is always jealous of the perfect hair of the wherewolves he sees at Trader Vics.
04-02-19, 02:00 PM
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Spring is coming on fast and it's marsupial shedding time so we can always count on @no motor? to cough us up a PERFECT hairball.
04-03-19, 02:25 AM
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But I know you'll lend him your comb?
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04-03-19, 04:26 AM
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Believes in really FAT chances.
04-03-19, 07:16 AM
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But I know you'll lend him your comb?
......but at his age, a little Simoniz wax, a good buffing, and the chrome dome shines like a supernova.
04-04-19, 05:06 AM
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After several complaints of "inappropriate touching", he has promised to stay on his side of the counter at Krispy Kreme and not browse through the inventory squeezing and licking.
