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Old 12-18-19, 01:41 PM
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...often waxes poetic, but rarely waxes nostalgic.
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Old 12-18-19, 06:39 PM
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He waxes it up and waxes it down; puts it in a little white box he can sell uptown...
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Old 12-18-19, 07:15 PM
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...has never been known to reenact the "wax on, wax off " scene from Karate Kid when drinking heavily on a Tuesday.
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Old 12-20-19, 03:32 PM
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This thread is his Yoko Ono.
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Can't fit on the pygmy pony anymore.
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Old 12-20-19, 08:55 PM
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...to the surprise of no one, his Brony identity is Pinkie Pie. Friendship is magic.

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Old 12-21-19, 04:44 PM
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...he's thinking of prefacing all his future lies with "Friendship is magic."
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Old 12-22-19, 02:21 AM
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Has always been a little hoarse.
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Old 12-22-19, 05:33 AM
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So is his mom and sisters.
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Old 12-22-19, 01:24 PM
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...his friendship is magic.
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His friendship is magic too. Loan him $20 and *poof* he disappears...
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...never really understood why my Brony cosplay costume was "Rainbow Dash".
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He's your Secret Satan.
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...re-gifts all the lies here about him.
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Old 12-22-19, 11:00 PM
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Told 3/4 of a million lies in this thread. So far...

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His username is a clever bit of obfuscation; actually he's the Cowardly Genius behind The War on Christmas.
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Is trying to get the stains out of his tactical cargo sweatpants for the upcoming holiday eating. With his few remaining teeth aligned to allow him to chew, he's in good shape to outeat the kinfolk who have to gum their food before filling the cargo pockets with leftovers.
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Old 12-23-19, 02:04 PM
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...he's the reincarnated spirit of good King Wenceslas. In this lifetime, he's trying to learn to say no to people, and not get used so much.
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Old 12-23-19, 04:15 PM
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That which they used to do all night now merely takes all night to do...
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...on the night before Christmas, he likes to be different and stir a little.
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Got run over by Santa's Mercedes.
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He's a pretty bow, colorful wrapping paper, big box and no gift.
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...with Christmas Eve coming on a Tuesday this year, he's very much looking forward to Tuesday karaoke night at the Usual Spot bar and oyster buffet. But he can't decide whether to wear the elf costume, or to go with a recently acquired reindeer themed outfit so he can open with a joke about being horny.
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is been shunned by the online furry community because he is "just too damn cute"
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Is still furrious with his rejection by the Folic Acid Association when he was caught doping for the annal fur-off.
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