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02-06-20, 05:35 AM
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Recently retired from secular life to a monastery where his unique style and aroma has gained him the title of The Funkous a Monk Us.
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Can't understand why they won't let him enter the Elvis impersonator contests when he's got the fat dead Elvis look locked down.
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Went to the mall this evening, to the Piercing Pagoda, and got himself a nice big bone through his nose.
02-07-20, 09:38 PM
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...that's the way (uh huh, uh huh), he likes it (uh huh, uh huh). That's the way (uh huh, uh huh), he likes it (uh huh, uh huh).
...that's the way (uh huh, uh huh), he likes it (uh huh, uh huh). That's the way (uh huh, uh huh), he likes it (uh huh, uh huh).
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The Sex-O-Lettes filed a restraining order against him.Get dancing elsewhere.
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...likes to sprinkle hip, trendy phrases into his conversation. Currently he's big on "Oh you kid !" and "23 skidoo."
...likes to sprinkle hip, trendy phrases into his conversation. Currently he's big on "Oh you kid !" and "23 skidoo."
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Just back from the Arctic, cat, where they kicked him out for leaving Cheeto dust all over everything.
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Kicked out of AntiArctic for failure to pack sunblock.
02-10-20, 05:12 AM
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Shunned by penguins for being "too conformist".
02-10-20, 11:15 AM
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...at the Furry conventions, his go to costume is a penguin. He does have an alternative, where he dresses up as Pikachu, just to keep things "interesting".
...at the Furry conventions, his go to costume is a penguin. He does have an alternative, where he dresses up as Pikachu, just to keep things "interesting".
02-12-20, 05:28 AM
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He was furry before furry was a thing...
02-12-20, 07:50 AM
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Always confused to either be, or to furry, or to be furby. He settled on being furless in the face of speakable odds.
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...shaves all the hair from his body every three days. It makes him faster.
...shaves all the hair from his body every three days. It makes him faster.
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He's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet.
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Puts the "fun" in lip fungus.
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Is upset that his counterpart to the men's big and tall section is known as the boy's department.
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Is ok with his counterpart being sun faded Formica drenched in rancid butter, old popcorn, & stale beer.
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Puts the "old" in mold.
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His autobiography, Liary of a Madman, will be hitting Broadway soon.
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His lamb lies up and down Broadway.
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Just back from a family reunion. Says there were his aunts, uncles, cousins, sisters, brothers and his Mom and Dad all in attendance. The three them had a grand time.
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His family tree is a corn stalk, “we’re all pretty ugly related” he mused to incestuous.com.
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...his Tinder profile lists him as "very good in bed." By which he means he rarely snores, and hasn't had an accident in over a year.
...his Tinder profile lists him as "very good in bed." By which he means he rarely snores, and hasn't had an accident in over a year.
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His androids dream of electric sheep but they never have right batteries in stock. The dollar store was out again.
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His android dreams of eclectic sheep.
