Go Back  Bike Forums > The Lounge > Foo
Reload this Page >

Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

Notices
Foo Off-Topic chit chat with no general subject.

Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

Old 02-27-20, 07:02 AM
  #13426  
no motor?
Unlisted member
 
no motor?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 6,193

Bikes: Specialized Hardrock

Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1347 Post(s)
Liked 405 Times in 281 Posts
Thinks a defibrillator will cure his lieing habit.
no motor? is offline  
Old 02-27-20, 08:36 AM
  #13427  
ahsposo 
Pounding Member
Thread Starter
 
ahsposo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: In the Bag
Posts: 7,134

Bikes: A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder

Mentioned: 25 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5091 Post(s)
Liked 2,155 Times in 1,302 Posts
Here's a PM he sent me:

Exhausted this morning after a sleepless night wresting with the ancient riddle "How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?"
ahsposo is offline  
Old 02-27-20, 11:33 AM
  #13428  
no motor?
Unlisted member
 
no motor?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 6,193

Bikes: Specialized Hardrock

Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1347 Post(s)
Liked 405 Times in 281 Posts
Says he's met the enemy, and they is us.
no motor? is offline  
Old 02-27-20, 03:42 PM
  #13429  
Rollfast
What happened?
 
Rollfast's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Around here somewhere
Posts: 8,030

Bikes: 3 Rollfasts, 3 Schwinns, a Shelby and a Higgins Flightliner in a pear tree!

Mentioned: 57 Post(s)
Tagged: 1 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1835 Post(s)
Liked 285 Times in 248 Posts
That's no lie, that's machine learning.
__________________
I don't know nothing, and I memorized it in school and got this here paper I'm proud of to show it.
Rollfast is offline  
Old 02-27-20, 03:55 PM
  #13430  
skijor
on by
 
skijor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 950

Bikes: Waterford RS-33, Salsa Vaya, Bacchetta Giro 20 ATT

Mentioned: 10 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 785 Post(s)
Liked 384 Times in 227 Posts
His lies will soon be available only on Disney+
skijor is offline  
Old 02-27-20, 11:32 PM
  #13431  
Rollfast
What happened?
 
Rollfast's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Around here somewhere
Posts: 8,030

Bikes: 3 Rollfasts, 3 Schwinns, a Shelby and a Higgins Flightliner in a pear tree!

Mentioned: 57 Post(s)
Tagged: 1 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1835 Post(s)
Liked 285 Times in 248 Posts
His lies won't be available until April on NBC Peacock.
__________________
I don't know nothing, and I memorized it in school and got this here paper I'm proud of to show it.
Rollfast is offline  
Old 02-28-20, 06:31 AM
  #13432  
no motor?
Unlisted member
 
no motor?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 6,193

Bikes: Specialized Hardrock

Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1347 Post(s)
Liked 405 Times in 281 Posts
His lies won't pass the censors for network TV.
no motor? is offline  
Old 02-28-20, 07:25 AM
  #13433  
Jseis 
Other Worldly Member
 
Jseis's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: The old Northwest Coast.
Posts: 1,539

Bikes: 1973 Motobecane Grand Jubilee, 1981 Centurion Super LeMans, 2010 Gary Fisher Wahoo, 2003 Colnago Dream Lux, 2014 Giant Defy 1, 2015 Framed Bikes Minnesota 3.0, several older family Treks

Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 192 Post(s)
Liked 106 Times in 43 Posts
Attempting to keep up with the times he awakes every morning with a stream of lies including the whopper “no, I didn’t”.
__________________
Make Amerika Grate Cheese Again
Jseis is offline  
Old 02-28-20, 09:00 AM
  #13434  
ahsposo 
Pounding Member
Thread Starter
 
ahsposo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: In the Bag
Posts: 7,134

Bikes: A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder

Mentioned: 25 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5091 Post(s)
Liked 2,155 Times in 1,302 Posts
Loves to play golf because he gets a chance to improve his lies.

Last edited by ahsposo; 02-28-20 at 09:00 AM. Reason: Improve word choice, thematic material, grammar and speling.
ahsposo is offline  
Old 02-28-20, 06:13 PM
  #13435  
Rajflyboy
Banned.
 
Rajflyboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Carolinas
Posts: 1,293

Bikes: Orbea

Mentioned: 8 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 917 Post(s)
Liked 203 Times in 169 Posts
Can get absolutely any woman he wants.
Rajflyboy is offline  
Old 02-28-20, 06:25 PM
  #13436  
no motor?
Unlisted member
 
no motor?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 6,193

Bikes: Specialized Hardrock

Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1347 Post(s)
Liked 405 Times in 281 Posts
You've never met him have you?
no motor? is offline  
Old 02-28-20, 08:29 PM
  #13437  
ahsposo 
Pounding Member
Thread Starter
 
ahsposo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: In the Bag
Posts: 7,134

Bikes: A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder

Mentioned: 25 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5091 Post(s)
Liked 2,155 Times in 1,302 Posts
Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
You've never met him have you?
Boy couldn't tell a lie if you held a gun to his head.
ahsposo is offline  
Old 02-29-20, 07:14 AM
  #13438  
no motor?
Unlisted member
 
no motor?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 6,193

Bikes: Specialized Hardrock

Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1347 Post(s)
Liked 405 Times in 281 Posts
Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
Boy couldn't tell a lie if you held a gun to his head.
Sometimes I forget this thread is about lies.
no motor? is offline  
Old 02-29-20, 07:18 AM
  #13439  
ahsposo 
Pounding Member
Thread Starter
 
ahsposo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: In the Bag
Posts: 7,134

Bikes: A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder

Mentioned: 25 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5091 Post(s)
Liked 2,155 Times in 1,302 Posts
Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
Sometimes I forget this thread is about lies.
When your whole life is a lie, lies are the Truth, no?

ahsposo is offline  
Old 02-29-20, 01:30 PM
  #13440  
no motor?
Unlisted member
 
no motor?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 6,193

Bikes: Specialized Hardrock

Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1347 Post(s)
Liked 405 Times in 281 Posts
Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
When your whole life is a lie, lies are the Truth, no?

https://youtu.be/XLdWgmzAr1c
You're not helping me finish my taxes.
no motor? is offline  
Old 02-29-20, 01:43 PM
  #13441  
skijor
on by
 
skijor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 950

Bikes: Waterford RS-33, Salsa Vaya, Bacchetta Giro 20 ATT

Mentioned: 10 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 785 Post(s)
Liked 384 Times in 227 Posts
Still living in 1985. No, not for the Bears sole SB victory and the SB shuffle. Rather, for the Goonies and the truffle shuffle.

A great remix
skijor is offline  
Old 02-29-20, 05:06 PM
  #13442  
Rollfast
What happened?
 
Rollfast's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Around here somewhere
Posts: 8,030

Bikes: 3 Rollfasts, 3 Schwinns, a Shelby and a Higgins Flightliner in a pear tree!

Mentioned: 57 Post(s)
Tagged: 1 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1835 Post(s)
Liked 285 Times in 248 Posts
You had to do a lot more to get over the anxiety of potential nuclear destruction than watch Friday Night Videos, didn't you?
__________________
I don't know nothing, and I memorized it in school and got this here paper I'm proud of to show it.
Rollfast is offline  
Old 02-29-20, 10:24 PM
  #13443  
ahsposo 
Pounding Member
Thread Starter
 
ahsposo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: In the Bag
Posts: 7,134

Bikes: A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder

Mentioned: 25 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5091 Post(s)
Liked 2,155 Times in 1,302 Posts
Is seeing a therapist hoping to get help for his bleating disorder.
ahsposo is offline  
Old 03-01-20, 07:32 AM
  #13444  
no motor?
Unlisted member
 
no motor?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 6,193

Bikes: Specialized Hardrock

Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1347 Post(s)
Liked 405 Times in 281 Posts
Spent his entire leap day creating and telling lies.
no motor? is offline  
Old 03-01-20, 08:21 AM
  #13445  
ahsposo 
Pounding Member
Thread Starter
 
ahsposo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: In the Bag
Posts: 7,134

Bikes: A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder

Mentioned: 25 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5091 Post(s)
Liked 2,155 Times in 1,302 Posts
Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
You've never met him have you?
Ahem.
ahsposo is offline  
Old 03-01-20, 05:53 PM
  #13446  
no motor?
Unlisted member
 
no motor?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 6,193

Bikes: Specialized Hardrock

Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1347 Post(s)
Liked 405 Times in 281 Posts
Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
Ahem.
You're repeating yourself again old timer.
no motor? is offline  
Old 03-01-20, 06:53 PM
  #13447  
Rollfast
What happened?
 
Rollfast's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Around here somewhere
Posts: 8,030

Bikes: 3 Rollfasts, 3 Schwinns, a Shelby and a Higgins Flightliner in a pear tree!

Mentioned: 57 Post(s)
Tagged: 1 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1835 Post(s)
Liked 285 Times in 248 Posts
He's nuts over this.
__________________
I don't know nothing, and I memorized it in school and got this here paper I'm proud of to show it.
Rollfast is offline  
Old 03-04-20, 05:31 AM
  #13448  
ahsposo 
Pounding Member
Thread Starter
 
ahsposo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: In the Bag
Posts: 7,134

Bikes: A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder

Mentioned: 25 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5091 Post(s)
Liked 2,155 Times in 1,302 Posts
In Super Tuesday he won 100% of Delusional State.
ahsposo is offline  
Old 03-04-20, 10:43 PM
  #13449  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,317

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 272 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 20184 Post(s)
Liked 3,369 Times in 2,461 Posts
.
...was using vodka as hand sanitizer long before the local CVS ran out of Purell. The list of things he's sanitized with vodka would surprise you.
3alarmer is online now  
Old 03-05-20, 03:49 AM
  #13450  
ahsposo 
Pounding Member
Thread Starter
 
ahsposo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: In the Bag
Posts: 7,134

Bikes: A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder

Mentioned: 25 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5091 Post(s)
Liked 2,155 Times in 1,302 Posts
We know a lot of things about 3alarmer but I recently found out he has these dogs that pee in colors. One pees brilliant blue, another bright orange and another a rich and vibrant red. Their urine stains fabric and is colorfast. It's a dyeing breed...
ahsposo is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information -

Copyright © 2021 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.