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Old 03-05-20, 08:53 AM
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...his dog, Liberace, is the peein'ist.
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Old 03-05-20, 01:02 PM
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His theme song:
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Old 03-05-20, 03:40 PM
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Insists on playing that song when he's making love - he's a Comosexual.
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Old 03-05-20, 06:47 PM
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He actually ain’t gettin no action. No satisfaction.
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Smokes the same cigarettes as me.
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Smokin in the boys room
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Old 03-06-20, 05:54 AM
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Quit smokin after being hosed down.
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As part of his Comosexual Lifestyle he speaks a patois or slang only understood by his fellow travelers:

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Old 03-06-20, 09:54 AM
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He could dye.
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Old 03-07-20, 04:23 PM
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Is so old he Rick rolls people from a previous generation.
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Old 03-09-20, 05:38 AM
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He's a Comophobe.
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Old 03-09-20, 05:55 AM
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Too many miles (too many miles)
Too many days (too many days)
Too many nights to be alone ...

Seems pretty obvious he let the Stars Get In His Eyes, despite Perry's warning.

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Old 03-09-20, 03:41 PM
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Rode the llama he got from comosellama to the Como tribute show.
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He can lead a llama to lasagna, but cannot make her eat.

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Tried the same thing with a horticulture, couldn't make her think.
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Old 03-13-20, 04:04 AM
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Was hoarding toilet paper before it was cool.
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He'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a roll of TP today.
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Old 03-13-20, 11:01 AM
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Typical of his far-sighted, strategic planning ability, he has cornered the market in toilet plungers in anticipation of the coming orgy of TP consumption.

"Buy low, sell high always works!" he to Connie Dewdatt, ace reporter for The Porcelain Post.
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Old 03-13-20, 06:28 PM
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His septic tank is unable to keep up wirh the demand.
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Old 03-13-20, 06:50 PM
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Fortunately has a spare septic system between his ears.
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Thinks he has Tinnitus but is really hearing the roaring vacuum between his ears. It must be what outer space sounds like.
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Was with 4 partners last night.
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Is raising a herd of pure-bred scapegoats he's hoping to sell in Washington, D.C. soon and make a killing.
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He can get closer to schools now that people are wearing masks in public and the kids are home.
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When he got caught last night peeping in Janey Solensky's window, he insisted he was just participating in Neighborhood Watch.
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