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03-05-20, 08:53 AM
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...his dog, Liberace, is the peein'ist.
...his dog, Liberace, is the peein'ist.
03-05-20, 01:02 PM
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His theme song:
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Insists on playing that song when he's making love - he's a Comosexual.
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03-05-20, 07:47 PM
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Smokes the same cigarettes as me.
03-06-20, 05:54 AM
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Quit smokin after being hosed down.
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03-06-20, 07:18 AM
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As part of his Comosexual Lifestyle he speaks a patois or slang only understood by his fellow travelers:
03-06-20, 09:54 AM
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He could dye.
03-07-20, 04:23 PM
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Is so old he Rick rolls people from a previous generation.
03-09-20, 05:38 AM
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He's a Comophobe.
03-09-20, 05:55 AM
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Too many miles (too many miles)
Too many days (too many days)
Too many nights to be alone ...
Seems pretty obvious he let the Stars Get In His Eyes, despite Perry's warning.
Too many days (too many days)
Too many nights to be alone ...
Seems pretty obvious he let the Stars Get In His Eyes, despite Perry's warning.
03-09-20, 03:41 PM
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Rode the llama he got from comosellama to the Como tribute show.
03-09-20, 05:20 PM
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He can lead a llama to lasagna, but cannot make her eat.
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Tried the same thing with a horticulture, couldn't make her think.
03-13-20, 04:04 AM
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Was hoarding toilet paper before it was cool.
03-13-20, 09:06 AM
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He'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a roll of TP today.
03-13-20, 11:01 AM
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Typical of his far-sighted, strategic planning ability, he has cornered the market in toilet plungers in anticipation of the coming orgy of TP consumption.
"Buy low, sell high always works!" he to Connie Dewdatt, ace reporter for The Porcelain Post.
"Buy low, sell high always works!" he to Connie Dewdatt, ace reporter for The Porcelain Post.
03-13-20, 06:28 PM
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His septic tank is unable to keep up wirh the demand.
03-13-20, 06:50 PM
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Fortunately has a spare septic system between his ears.
03-14-20, 03:13 PM
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Thinks he has Tinnitus but is really hearing the roaring vacuum between his ears. It must be what outer space sounds like.
03-15-20, 01:16 PM
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Is raising a herd of pure-bred scapegoats he's hoping to sell in Washington, D.C. soon and make a killing.
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He can get closer to schools now that people are wearing masks in public and the kids are home.
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When he got caught last night peeping in Janey Solensky's window, he insisted he was just participating in Neighborhood Watch.
