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05-19-20, 01:22 PM
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his girl friend left with the band
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Has a note from his doctor that explains the excessive foaming at the mouth is harmless even if it is rather messy.
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His middle name us purulent discharge.
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Insists on his right to use a pronoun as a verb.
"If you don't like it I'll him you on the head!" he shouted when I tried to gently correct hit.
"If you don't like it I'll him you on the head!" he shouted when I tried to gently correct hit.
05-19-20, 03:54 PM
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Oz never did give nothing to him,
That he didn't, didn't already have
And Cause never was the reason for the evening
Or the tropic of Sir Galahad.
That he didn't, didn't already have
And Cause never was the reason for the evening
Or the tropic of Sir Galahad.
05-20-20, 08:02 AM
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The lying sleeps tonight.
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...well known for his spontaneous quoting of the King James Version biblical verses about truth, he is still waiting for the truth to to make him free.
...well known for his spontaneous quoting of the King James Version biblical verses about truth, he is still waiting for the truth to to make him free.
05-20-20, 08:45 AM
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...struggles daily with Proverbs 4:24. Perverse lips have been such an important part of his life, that he can't imagine "putting them far from thee".
...struggles daily with Proverbs 4:24. Perverse lips have been such an important part of his life, that he can't imagine "putting them far from thee".
05-20-20, 10:24 AM
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Is so happy with the BOGO deal he got at Uncle Bud's Big Warehouse of Fibs and Slander...
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Formulated a bold plan of action:
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Would rather free the gluten. Or flutes, he's not really sure what the difference is.
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...his old business in a tailspin because of the national pandemic, he is now starting up a local, sustainable, free range gluten ranch.
...his old business in a tailspin because of the national pandemic, he is now starting up a local, sustainable, free range gluten ranch.
05-20-20, 11:36 PM
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His entrepreneurial instincts and misplaced aspirations got the best of him when his website advertised the wholesomeness of the Free Range Gluteal Ranch up Cleft Gulch.
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Is called the Gluteus Maximus, Exalted Leader of the Glutens from the planet Uranus. He comes in peace.
Maybe...
Maybe...
05-21-20, 03:48 PM
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Keeps telling people he wants to help them relax their Piriformis muscles, but never gets any takers.
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...now that Lori Loughlin has entered a guilty plea, he's starting up a "Free Aunt Becky !!" movement. The first demonstration is scheduled for Saturday, and no one will be wearing pants as a sign of solidarity.
...now that Lori Loughlin has entered a guilty plea, he's starting up a "Free Aunt Becky !!" movement. The first demonstration is scheduled for Saturday, and no one will be wearing pants as a sign of solidarity.
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Unintentionally started the no pants subway ride during one if his regular trips when others thought it would be a good idea to copy him.
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As he has totally eliminated pants and underwear from his wardrobe he is officially declaring his "Free Willy" campaign a complete success.
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People wonder if he was a she when he last tried this.
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They knew his heart wasn’t into it when he went soft on his position.
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...would be willing to show up at a "Free Aunt Becky !!" demonstration, if it were guaranteed no one would wear pants.
...would be willing to show up at a "Free Aunt Becky !!" demonstration, if it were guaranteed no one would wear pants.
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He lied positively toward negative, right? So he lied perfectly this morning...meaning he lied negative.
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Finally found fine fitting fibs for faking favorable fictional fecal forecasts.
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...thinks that the "Free Aunt Becky" movement, started by no motor?, is about Lori Loughlin putting out for free.
...thinks that the "Free Aunt Becky" movement, started by no motor?, is about Lori Loughlin putting out for free.
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Thinks the phrase "putting out for free" is what happens during a garage clean-out or after your cat has kittens...
