Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
01-25-21, 03:54 PM
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Until then it's "Poopcicles for EVERYBODY!"
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01-25-21, 08:49 PM
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...doesn't need pants, because as a cutting edge fashion influencer, he wears Luis Vitton.
...doesn't need pants, because as a cutting edge fashion influencer, he wears Luis Vitton.
01-26-21, 08:06 AM
Been around the block
His once large hoard of Gilley's Texas Mom jeans is now down to one pair, which he now only wears on special occasions down at the Leisure Lounge.
01-26-21, 08:22 AM
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The main part of his plant based diet is beer.
01-26-21, 12:39 PM
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Says that like it's a bad thing.
01-26-21, 01:03 PM
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He's been waiting in the punch line for hours. Still doesn't get it.
01-26-21, 01:53 PM
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Remember this is the lies thread and we shouldn't make fun of Ahsposo for being "special".
01-26-21, 03:57 PM
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...remembers getting punched a lot in junior high school because he was "special".
Possums are always getting singled out for mistreatment by a bunch of young mammals.
...remembers getting punched a lot in junior high school because he was "special".
Possums are always getting singled out for mistreatment by a bunch of young mammals.
01-26-21, 04:29 PM
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Still gets a laff remembering the fun everyone had holding the possum upside down and all the weird stuff that fell out of his pouch...
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01-26-21, 06:56 PM
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...his mammalian supremacy page on Facebook has been identified by the Southern Possum Law Center, as the focus for a hate group.
...his mammalian supremacy page on Facebook has been identified by the Southern Possum Law Center, as the focus for a hate group.
01-26-21, 09:16 PM
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A leader of the mammalian superiority group the Boastful Bronys; this dangerous group has weaponized meaningless drivel and are infecting twitter with it. So far they fit right in...
01-26-21, 09:47 PM
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...goes on high alert every time he hears the secret mammalian superiority pass phrase, "Friendship is Magic".
...goes on high alert every time he hears the secret mammalian superiority pass phrase, "Friendship is Magic".
01-26-21, 10:18 PM
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Knows there is no superiority like mammalian superiority.
01-27-21, 12:49 AM
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...although a marsupial, he is still embarrassingly aroused, whenever he sees mammalian breasts. It's one of his darkest personal secrets.
...although a marsupial, he is still embarrassingly aroused, whenever he sees mammalian breasts. It's one of his darkest personal secrets.
01-27-21, 11:37 AM
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The posters before him?...
Yeah, those are people who lied, lied
They were all my friends and just lied
Yeah, those are people who lied, lied
They were all my friends and just lied
01-27-21, 12:55 PM
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...a confirmed and lifelong solipsist, he believes that there are no posters before him.
Like many people in life, he's lying to himself, as a mechanism for coping. nttawwt
...a confirmed and lifelong solipsist, he believes that there are no posters before him.
Like many people in life, he's lying to himself, as a mechanism for coping. nttawwt
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Took down his Cheryl Tiegs poster.
01-27-21, 03:54 PM
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...his Facebook page for solipsists has 63,456 Facebook friends
...his Facebook page for solipsists has 63,456 Facebook friends
01-27-21, 04:07 PM
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Even though they don't agree on much else. all the voices in his will tell you that the devil made him do it...
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Has his own personal metaphysics.
01-27-21, 06:04 PM
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Is packing a Colt Python in his possum pouch.
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... has a county license to carry a concealed hernia truss, and a "Come and Take It" T-shirt.
... has a county license to carry a concealed hernia truss, and a "Come and Take It" T-shirt.
01-27-21, 10:28 PM
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....posts pretty bike pics, but none are actually his. he rides a blade scooter....with tassles
01-28-21, 05:17 AM
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He's laffing now but he'll be crying when scooters rule the world...
01-28-21, 08:24 AM
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He and his mom continually get into long discussions whenever he asks for the keys to her mobility scooter, and to take it on a spin around town.
