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Old 12-22-16, 09:50 AM
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I still have a question. "We're going to yell at you" is a little vague, and even after careful study I haven't seen the answer yet. Who is it specifically that is supposed to yell? Is it whoever first spots my error? A ride leader? The guy at the back of the pace line? Or anyone, randomly? Is there a pecking order for yelling? If a person has a strong yell after a hard pull is he a stud, or do you not think of that sort of thing?

Is it acceptable to yell at yourself if you do something dumb, or would that be stepping on someone's prerogative?

Also what is the most appropriate acknowledgement? I assume that hanging your head or looking at the yeller will get you yelled at for "eyes front", so that would be an endless loop, I'm guessing a bad thing. So do you yell back something like "Roger WILCO", or is it better to ignore it with steely indifference?
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Old 12-22-16, 10:07 AM
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If you have enough blood in your brain to be thinking about this then you're doing it wrong.

Just nod your head in acknowledgement and don't make the same mistake again.
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Old 12-22-16, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by nycphotography
If you have enough blood in your brain to be thinking about this then you're doing it wrong.

Just nod your head in acknowledgement and don't make the same mistake again.
Just a mini-twitch roadie nod or does it need an obvious one?

What about the yelling pecking order? Can a newbie yell at a veteran, is there a hierarchical threshold for the person yelling or the one getting yelled at?
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Old 12-22-16, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by wphamilton
Just a mini-twitch roadie nod or does it need an obvious one?

What about the yelling pecking order? Can a newbie yell at a veteran, is there a hierarchical threshold for the person yelling or the one getting yelled at?


Sometimes I think of myself this way.
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Old 12-22-16, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by wphamilton
I still have a question. "We're going to yell at you" is a little vague, and even after careful study I haven't seen the answer yet. Who is it specifically that is supposed to yell? Is it whoever first spots my error? A ride leader? The guy at the back of the pace line? Or anyone, randomly? Is there a pecking order for yelling? If a person has a strong yell after a hard pull is he a stud, or do you not think of that sort of thing?

Is it acceptable to yell at yourself if you do something dumb, or would that be stepping on someone's prerogative?

Also what is the most appropriate acknowledgement? I assume that hanging your head or looking at the yeller will get you yelled at for "eyes front", so that would be an endless loop, I'm guessing a bad thing. So do you yell back something like "Roger WILCO", or is it better to ignore it with steely indifference?
No protocol for who. The yell typically comes immediately after you do something unexpected. The yeller will be the person most startled by said unexpected thing. Although there can be follow up or reinforcement yells from others. In my case the volume and immediacy are directly in proportion to the **** stains in my shorts. An example of that would be a too sudden move around a pot hole when I'm half asleep on your wheel (or chatting with the rider next to me). This would likely also cause me to brake and get yelled at and so on down the pace line (chain reaction yell). In this example the yell is also an attempt to cover for my own transgression of not paying attention (deflection yell).

If the offense were something like hugging the white line at the front with the wind from the left ("guttering me"). Then it would be more a loud request than a yell. Not as immediate.

You may self yell. Loud admission of a screwup is fine.

Appropriate response is don't do it again. Nothing more or less. Yelling back is acceptable as it's acknowledgement that you heard.
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Old 12-22-16, 12:52 PM
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I was here.
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Old 12-22-16, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by 68venable
We make every rider in our group read this, in it's entirety, before they are allowed to ride with us.
Really? Even through all the arguing and all? That's pretty cruel isn't it?
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Old 12-22-16, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Bikeracer123
Wow, how does this thread keep coming back?
Sometimes it's just a troll, like this time.
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Old 12-22-16, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by BillyD
Really? Even through all the arguing and all? That's pretty cruel isn't it?
It is VERY cruel but it weeds out the normals.
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Old 12-27-16, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by EventServices
Nice!

Here's a clip from our last trip up Libby Hill. BEST week ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9o-5mHDZt8
Hey, that race went right past my driveway in Varina!

I had to yell at a girl a while back while I was riding on the capital trial. At a spot where I regularly hit 27mph, she was weaving back and forth across the entire path, singing along to her earbuds. I had to creep up on her so she didn't run into me, when I got next to her I yelled HEY! She almost, but sadly didn't fall over
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Originally Posted by wphamilton
Is it acceptable to yell at yourself if you do something dumb, or would that be stepping on someone's prerogative?

Also what is the most appropriate acknowledgement? I assume that hanging your head or looking at the yeller will get you yelled at for "eyes front", so that would be an endless loop, I'm guessing a bad thing. So do you yell back something like "Roger WILCO", or is it better to ignore it with steely indifference?
This is my favorite thing I have read in this forum.

Roger Roger
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Old 04-02-17, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by OldsCOOL
A toast to the best thread ever.
Hear, hear. The gift that keeps on giving.
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Old 04-02-17, 09:55 AM
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I haven't ridden at all during the Winter so I just went out in the garage to yell at my bikes so they would feel loved.
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Old 04-02-17, 10:26 AM
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I haven't ridden at all during the Winter so I just went out in the garage to yell at my bikes so they would feel loved.
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Old 05-31-17, 11:09 AM
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Happy Birthday, dear Yelling Thread. Has it been 11 years already?
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Old 05-31-17, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by EventServices
Has it been 11 years already?
Still doing the ride and yelling at people?
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Old 05-31-17, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by EventServices
Happy Birthday, dear Yelling Thread. Has it been 11 years already?
I've been on BF for 3 years and have somehow never encountered this thread before.

It is truly a work of art, you magnificent SOB. Chapeau!
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Old 05-31-17, 04:50 PM
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Still alive and yelling!
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Old 06-01-17, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Juan Foote
Still doing the ride and yelling at people?
Certainly.

My latest yell was at a teammate who ran a stop sign on the Tuesday ride. Had someone blindly followed him through, they would have been hit. He's an idiot.
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I was yelling at a garbage truck for weaving in and out of the bike lane last week. Does that count?
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Old 06-02-17, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by wphamilton
Is it acceptable to yell at yourself if you do something dumb, or would that be stepping on someone's prerogative?
You have to save that for the You're Going To Yell At You thread.
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Old 10-03-17, 11:34 PM
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My new goal when I move back to Michigan is to get yelled at by OP on a ride.... which I'm not a part of.
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Old 10-04-17, 08:09 AM
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Rrraaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
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