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Old 10-11-11, 06:51 AM
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Old 10-11-11, 06:55 AM
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Old 10-11-11, 07:19 AM
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"Put down your cellphone,
you're blocking my shot"

............-or-

"Sorry for cycling
SO CLOSE
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Old 10-11-11, 07:46 AM
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My 5th bicycle is a car
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Old 10-11-11, 08:06 AM
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Btw, is there a good source for funny bike decals?
AdamDZ found some good sources and compiled them here. I've bought them from Peace Supplies and Sticker Giant.
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Old 10-11-11, 08:23 AM
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Old 10-11-11, 08:32 AM
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Honk if You're Horny
That's hilarious.
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On my Peugeot:

Biopace triple, FTW!
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Old 10-11-11, 09:07 AM
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Biopace triple, FTW!
One of several that I use
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Old 10-11-11, 11:06 AM
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Hold my bicycle while I kiss your girlfriend.

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I have a reflective sticker that has the wisconsin bike fed logo after I stuck to my fender. Sorry, no pic, but it looks something like.

I
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Old 10-11-11, 12:55 PM
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Hey you, laughing at the fat man on the bike - how much did you spend on gas this week?
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Old 10-11-11, 01:00 PM
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Smile. You're being recorded by a camera.
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Fullscreen capture 10102011 93520 PM.bmp by mw189no2, on Flickr

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Old 10-11-11, 01:49 PM
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I have a bumper sticker on my hardside pannier.
Not safe for work.
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Old 10-11-11, 02:21 PM
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These're awesome. Are there any more or did we kill that one? Wait, here's one more: "Save the earth, ride a bike."
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Originally Posted by Telly View Post
"Put down your cellphone,
you're blocking my shot"

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"Sorry for cycling
SO CLOSE
in front of you"
Your second one reminds me of one that I've seen on a few cars:

I may be slow but at I'm in front of you.
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Old 10-11-11, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 View Post
I have a bumper sticker on my hardside pannier.
Not safe for work.
Cool. Is that a camera on the side of the pannier? You need one of Colleen's stickers if it is.
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Old 10-11-11, 04:59 PM
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It's not exactly a bumper sticker, but:



^ Just kidding. I would never ride a Brooks!
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