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If bikes had bumpers, my bumper sticker would read...

Old 10-10-11, 05:11 PM
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If bikes had bumpers, my bumper sticker would read...

If you can read this, quit drafting.
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Old 10-10-11, 05:18 PM
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Old 10-10-11, 05:22 PM
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This bike and it's rider protected by Glock.
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Old 10-10-11, 05:23 PM
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Old 10-10-11, 05:30 PM
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Suck less, ride a bike!
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Old 10-10-11, 05:44 PM
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The American way - its not my fault!

Shut up and just go around.
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Old 10-10-11, 06:13 PM
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Old 10-10-11, 06:14 PM
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If I don't know you, or I don't know you are there, it's not drafting. It's tailgating, and stupid.
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Old 10-10-11, 06:28 PM
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Old 10-10-11, 06:52 PM
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"If you can read this, I must have stopped"

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"Beware of Snot Rockets"
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Old 10-10-11, 06:53 PM
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Old 10-10-11, 06:57 PM
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"my other bicycle is another bicycle

and my other other bicycle is yet another other bicycle"
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Old 10-10-11, 07:12 PM
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Old 10-10-11, 07:26 PM
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Does not stop as gas stations.
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Btw, is there a good source for funny bike decals?
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On my Peugeot:

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Originally Posted by Ridefreemc View Post
Shut up and just go around.
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Old 10-11-11, 04:46 AM
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54 miles per burrito.
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Old 10-11-11, 05:54 AM
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Get off your butt and on your bike!

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Burn fat not oil!

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Biking = Freedom from the man!

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On my Peugeot:

I like that one.
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