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Old 01-24-19, 08:00 AM
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What the world needs now

A wifi toilet lever

'Alexa, jiggle the handle!'
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Old 01-24-19, 08:09 AM
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Never ask The Bionic Woman to do this.
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Originally Posted by HardyWeinberg View Post
A wifi toilet lever

'Alexa, jiggle the handle!'
Close. You can get Alexa to play music. And the controls are hands-free.

https://www.us.kohler.com/us/Numi-In...T131300025.htm
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Never ask The Bionic Woman to do this.
Her left arm isn't bionic.
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"Alexa, turn the compost". Now that would be something.
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Originally Posted by HardyWeinberg View Post
A wifi toilet lever

'Alexa, jiggle the handle!'
They already have those in Japan
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Originally Posted by indyfabz View Post
Close. You can get Alexa to play music. And the controls are hands-free.

https://www.us.kohler.com/us/Numi-In...T131300025.htm
Maybe Handel but not the new jiggly stuff.
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"is love, sweet love"
Here is your Long Distance Request!

Surprise, it's the 90s...
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Originally Posted by roadfix View Post
They already have those in Japan
A friend brought back a toilet from Japan w/ remote control wash/dry functions but it was all operated by a cabled keypad.
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https://www.theverge.com/2019/1/7/18...bixby-ces-2019

Samsung’s new fridge will ping your phone if you leave the door open
As someone pointed out: if the refrigerator is so smart, why doesn't it just close its door?
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You could keep the old beater and buy a beater car or another bike.

Or buy more food...etc.

My door is not a jar.
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"Alexa, talk dirty to me."
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Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
"Alexa, talk dirty to me."
I am sorry, I am leaving you.

I want my toilet controller back.
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I am sorry, I am leaving you.

I want my toilet controller back.
"a voluminous amount of hawaiian punch just got spilled on your wireless keyboard while it was lounging/convalescing on your white couch."
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Originally Posted by indyfabz View Post
Her left arm isn't bionic.
Much to the Six Million Dollar Man's relief.
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Much to the Six Million Dollar Man's relief.
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Originally Posted by HardyWeinberg View Post
A wifi toilet lever
Didn't Peter MacNicol's character on the Ally McBeal series have one of those?
​​​​​​​Heck, that show went off the air in 2002, those writers were better predictors of the future than any science-fiction author!
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"a voluminous amount of hawaiian punch just got spilled on your wireless keyboard while it was lounging/convalescing on your white couch."
I'm sorry but my loveseat has never justified the name.
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My Echo will occasionally and entirely at random pronounce "I'm having trouble understanding right now; try again later."

To which I can only respond "I know, right?"
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