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Went for a ride in my underwear

Old 06-26-19, 08:03 PM
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Went for a ride in my underwear

Did not realize until I got home that I was wearing a pair of liners, not shorts. Glad I did not stop to chat with the neighbours
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Old 06-27-19, 05:33 AM
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Old 06-27-19, 07:08 AM
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lol wutz the difference? are they meshy on the sides?
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Old 06-27-19, 07:27 AM
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You should see/feel the time trial suits the pros wear for the Tdf, Vuelta,Giro - Those are made of fabric that's probably a lot thinner/lighter than the cycling underwear you were wearing.
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Old 06-27-19, 07:41 AM
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Boxer-briefs and bike shorts can be mistaken for each other..
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Old 06-27-19, 07:52 AM
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Well if you were comfortable then so be it. If you stopped by Walmart you would have been the envy of all the patrons.
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Old 06-27-19, 08:22 AM
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Nobody noticed the lace, did they?
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Meaningless without a photo.

Second thought, NOT !!!
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Old 06-27-19, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by fietsbob View Post
Boxer-briefs and bike shorts can be mistaken for each other..
Tartan plaid bike shorts? Why not?
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Old 06-28-19, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by zarbog View Post
Did not realize until I got home that I was wearing a pair of liners, not shorts. Glad I did not stop to chat with the neighbours
That was a really old recurring dream I used to have...how did it get resolved? Heck if I recall.

At least they don't fit backwards.
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Old 06-28-19, 05:21 AM
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Your post reminds me of an old ad campaign. https://www.pinterest.com/awaterloos...d-ad-campaign/
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Old 06-28-19, 07:21 AM
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Your post reminds me of an old ad campaign. https://www.pinterest.com/awaterloos...d-ad-campaign/
Now you've done it. I dreamed I rode the mup in my maidenform.........that is a scary image
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Old 06-28-19, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Hondo Gravel View Post
Well if you were comfortable then so be it. If you stopped by Walmart you would have been the envy of all the patrons.
I don't know....plenty of competition at Walmart
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Originally Posted by OldTryGuy View Post
Meaningless without a photo.

Second thought, NOT !!!
It's a good thing I wasn't drinking hot coffee when I read that, I'd have spat it all over the place.
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Old 06-28-19, 10:15 AM
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Seattle Naked Bike Ride coming soon. Practice? Pride Parade this weekend may have a few naked bike riders, temperature/weather dependent. They would even stop to talk with you.

Instead of your attire, maybe you just need to relocate away from Golden Horseshoe, Wherever. (golf resort, Williamsburg, VA???)
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Old 06-28-19, 11:57 AM
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I've heard the story of one local rider who went on a club ride and everyone kept snickering and he couldn't figure out why. Finally, he figured out that he had his bike shorts on inside out, complete with skid mark.
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Old 07-01-19, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by zarbog View Post
Did not realize until I got home that I was wearing a pair of liners, not shorts. Glad I did not stop to chat with the neighbours
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Old 07-01-19, 01:43 PM
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Did you leave any skid marks during your ride?
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Old 07-03-19, 06:32 AM
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About a half-mile into a race last weekend, I pulled up behind another rider and informed him that his bib straps were hanging down - he had forgotten to put them over his shoulders before putting on his jersey and mounting his bike. They were just hanging down behind his saddle. "I wish someone had told me that," was his reply. I didn't point out that, in fact, someone was telling him.
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Old 07-03-19, 03:38 PM
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I've heard the story of one local rider who went on a club ride and everyone kept snickering and he couldn't figure out why. Finally, he figured out that he had his bike shorts on inside out, complete with skid mark.
Silver lining = clean side in

without photos you might be able to live that down.

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