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Old 08-09-20, 02:18 PM
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Still holds the Guinness Book's record as the World's Biggest Turd.
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Still holds the Guinness Book's record as the World's Biggest Copy & Paster.
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Still confused about getting pasted and wasted
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...back in grade school, in Mrs Sommers' third grade classroom, he only ate paste when she locked up the Crayola's.
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Old 08-10-20, 10:12 PM
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He still is a free range child at Gary’s boneless chicken ranch.
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Old 08-11-20, 05:26 AM
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Recently converted to veganism. Says he satisfies his meat craving with a couple of flesh-colored Crayola crayons.

"It's another white meat-like product!" he said.
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Old 08-11-20, 05:40 AM
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Recently converted to Vagueism, saying "it's like lieing but it's not, I may go into politics if this pans out. Or not."
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Old 08-11-20, 08:20 AM
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...a lot of people are saying he actually wears pants in real life.
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...when the truth is found to be lies. And all the joy within him dies. He just wants somebody to love.
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...he just needs somebody to love. Wouldn't he love some body to love ?
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Always listens to the voice of reason, but only when the other voices in his head stop talking to him.
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...his story is much too sad to be told, but practically everything leaves him totally cold.
He gets no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill him at all. And he's not that fond of Champaign, either.
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Is too urbane for Urbana.
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...puts the nois in Illinois.
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Puts the “ick” in turning a trick.
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...his inner glow lights up the space where the sun don't shine.
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Has glow in the dark gerbils for that...
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Old 08-11-20, 08:37 PM
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...knows full well that my gerbil/jellyfish genetic experiments are so much further advanced than his, that even if he were to make up his research funding shortfalls, he will never catch up. Thus he is employing the services of a Russian hacker conglomerate to steal my research, and light up his life. It's very, very sad.
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Is still having trouble with those pesky tribbles.
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Has invested heavily in 3alarmer 's biotech firm.

"His firm is very appealing" he said in a recent interview with Hectic Investor Monthly. "It's large and has the potential to get huge; and despite it's massiveness it is sensitive to the rhythms of the market and flexible enough to respond to changing needs."
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His Starfleet combadge is just a Dole sticker.
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...has programmed his home's food replicator to produce a version of soft serve ice cream that is remarkably similar to Tastee-Freez.
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All of his shopping sprees are strictly off of impulse power.
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Never had an impulse he could control.
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His girlfriends never have a pulse.
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