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Random Move: Road cyclist pats me on butt.

Old 06-04-10, 10:41 AM
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And you didn't reciprocate?
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Old 06-04-10, 10:54 AM
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So touching on the butt is the new waving. Nice. I'll remember not to do that either.
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Old 06-04-10, 11:05 AM
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If I admit it was me will you call?

Enjoy
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Old 06-04-10, 11:23 AM
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be glad it wasn't arod
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Old 06-04-10, 11:26 AM
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Old 06-04-10, 11:32 AM
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So long as neither of you were sporting wood, I wouldn't worry about it.
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Old 06-04-10, 11:34 AM
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If you don't like people touching your backside.... Don't go to Europe
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Old 06-04-10, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by stien
This is funny, I feel like all of us who wear skintight biking clothes get objectified at one point or another, but not by our own kind. The guy was definitely just making sure you didn't bowl into him or something.
Yah. Outside of people I know, the only time another rider has done this to me is a few minutes after yelling at me. Came back to give a pat on the back and explain nicely.
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Old 06-04-10, 11:36 AM
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He didn't yell at you?

Fred.
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Old 06-04-10, 12:30 PM
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don't hate. some guys just want to get their swerve on.

although in this case i bet it was completely hetero, haha
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Old 06-04-10, 01:44 PM
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Show me on the doll where he touched you. You're going to be okay. You're safe now.
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Old 06-04-10, 01:50 PM
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They do it in Volleyball, football, and Baseball... So why not?





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Old 06-04-10, 02:36 PM
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I dont know about you guys but im not convinced. I think i need more pictures of hot brazilian chicks playing grab @ss to believe its a common sports gesture.

If you werent decked out in road gear maybe he was going for your wallet ?

P.s. Its only gay if the bars touch.
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Old 06-04-10, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Epicus07

P.s. Its only gay if the bars touch.
Werd! No sword crossing!

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Old 06-04-10, 02:42 PM
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Maybe he was Bikerfox?
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Old 06-04-10, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by thump55
does no one know how to read punctuation anymore? Look closer at the quotation marks.

the op was not molested, just talked to weirdly.
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Old 06-04-10, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by cyclezealot
I would not like it.. Likely a sport jock thing. I hope. But, with my bike pack, I've seen our fittest members almost patted on their butt by strange women, passing slowly by while moving in slow traffic..Luckily , she missed the mark.... Along With the phrase, 'nice butt' by some cute looking female passengers ; my bike buddy did not seem too upset.
I have had club members push me up a steep incline by pushing on my lower back, just north of the butt. But, that is not the same thing..
I'm starting to think he actually meant to pat me north of the butt as well. Could of been a accidental butt pat.
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Old 06-04-10, 06:56 PM
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In Europe its common courtesy to cop a feel. You guys are so repressed.
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Old 06-04-10, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Epicus07
I dont know about you guys but im not convinced. I think i need more pictures of hot brazilian chicks playing grab @ss to believe its a common sports gesture.
you can say ass
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Old 06-04-10, 07:16 PM
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He kept riding on, right? A 'how do you do', tap on the heinie and nothing else?

Dont sweat it as a one time occurrence. Call it a gesture between comrades out on the road, and get over it.

Now, lets go to the next step. If he shows up again - and again - well, you might want to look a little deeper into it.

For now,consider yourself accepted among the elite.
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Old 06-04-10, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Epicus07
I dont know about you guys but im not convinced. I think i need more pictures of hot brazilian chicks playing grab @ss to believe its a common sports gesture.
+1 to that...

This was a fun thread to read.
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Old 06-04-10, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by roadiejorge
He might have to do some soul searching if he HTFU while getting patted on the butt by another man, especially if he's dating a woman.
ha ha ha
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Old 06-04-10, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Tulex
Isn't that how it's done?
Forgot all about that one - thanks for the laugh.
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Old 06-04-10, 08:53 PM
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I sense underlying homophobia in this thread.
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Old 06-04-10, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by coffeecake
Only for the men who pull this crap.

Don't worry about me, dear, I don't feel the need to satisfy my carnal desires by going out in public to be randomly assaulted. But it was kind of you to offer.

OP was probably drifting over into the other guy, anyways.
No offer,just concerned about your angry agenda out of nowhere(it was a guy vs guy ass-grab thread).
Do you have an "ass bandit" issue in your past that emotionally damaged your well being?
We're here to help.
{pat,pat,}
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