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Old 10-26-19, 12:18 AM
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base 4 math is all he understands because his spork had 4 tines.
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Plans on handing out sporks as Halloween treats this year.
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...in his younger, wilder days, he once sporked with Janis Joplin.
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Believes the spork is a holy implement in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Showed me some nasty scratches on his left hand he claims are the result on an attack at KFC by a vicious feral spork living out behind their dumpster. He was very evasive when I asked him what he was doing out behind their dumpster.
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Old 10-26-19, 12:38 PM
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His Church of Spork Everlasting is bound by the belief that at any instant a believer holds a spork somewhere on the planet. Cross marketing with Panda Express and Foo ensure future growth.
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Was caught in a compromising maneuver with General Tso's No.1 Daughter.
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He orders Happy Family at his Chinese take-out and by the time he gets to the house it's soured to Dysfunctional Family.
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His neighbors wonder "what's he building in there" at night. Whatever it is, it involves a lot of noise and a lot of sporks.
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...he's never understood why his nickname in high school was "Dim Sum".
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Powers his electric spork with CR2032s when a D cell is clearly required.
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As he sits down in the KFC in front of his 3 piece special, Original Recipe breast, wing and thigh, green beans and mash potato-like product with a brown sludge, he utters his famous line "Hiyo Sporkie! And away!"
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...his invention of the carbon fiber reinforced plastic spork promises to revolutionize the human powered transportation industry. No longer limited to a single wheel in front, manufacturers are designing an entirely new line of products with two and three wheels in the forward position. The electric powered, sporked, multi-wheeled carbon fiber frame is what all the cool kids will be buying and riding in a few years.

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Is a vintage spork lover; a founding member of the C&V Spork forum. His sig line there reads "Plastic is really fantastic!"...
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Always one tine short of a full spork.
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Was caught with only a spatula once.
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It's well known at the grocery store that when he gets through squeezin' the Charmin he moves on to bruisin' the fruit.
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Was tossed from the supermarket for sampling the sample lady.
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Was tossed fro the supermarket for bagging the bagboy.
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...mistakenly supposed he was posting to the "Threadkiller" thread, instead of the "Lies" thread. One can only imagine the lies he's posted in the " Threadkiller" thread.
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All of his lies are reversible, just like his hairpiece.
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